h********e
发帖数: 2823 | 1 ~~~~~
I took my young son to the doctor for a routine physical. All the way I had
to reassure him that he would not be getting a shot. He went through his eye
exam, hearing test, etc. The nurse came into the exam room and started to
ask me routine questions. When she got to "Is he allergic to anything" my
four-year-old son stood up and said "YES, I'm allergic to shots!"
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Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them
looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old,
worried and withered.
The older looking one asks the other, "What's your secret? Listening to
other people's problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made
an old man of me."
The younger looking one replies, "Who listens?"
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Q. I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A. Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Everything
wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer,
that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Thoughts...
"It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them."
-- Jewish Proverb | h********e
发帖数: 2823 | 2 谢包子，版主真快手啊
I have one word for it：
"Fascinating“！
*_^ | s**********8
发帖数: 25265 | 3 爽啊
【在 h********e 的大作中提到】
: 谢包子，版主真快手啊
: I have one word for it：
: "Fascinating“！
: *_^
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