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Joke版 - Hurricance Frances@Orlando
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ET
发帖数: 10701
1
[摘自Orlando Sentinel]
It's said there is no such thing as a dumb question. The folks answering the
Seminole County's citizen hotline might disagree. After a busy night of
fielding inquiries, they compiled their David Letterman-style Top 10 list:
10 – Is the mall open?
9 – What does mandatory mean?
8 – Will the curfew let me go to the bar with my friends?
7 – Do I leave the sand in the bags?
6 – Due to the water, do you put holes in the sandbags?
5 – Is Casselberry a county? I live in Seminole Cou
ET
发帖数: 10701
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[摘自Orlando Sentinel]
It's said there is no such thing as a dumb question. The folks answering the
Seminole County's citizen hotline might disagree. After a busy night of
fielding inquiries, they compiled their David Letterman-style Top 10 list:
10 – Is the mall open?
9 – What does mandatory mean?
8 – Will the curfew let me go to the bar with my friends?
7 – Do I leave the sand in the bags?
6 – Due to the water, do you put holes in the sandbags?
5 – Is Casselberry a county? I live in Seminole County, and it is different
there.
4 – I heard there is a 9 p.m. curfew for all of Seminole County. Is it
different in Sanford?
3 – Do the shelters have parking spaces?
2 – I'm heading to Alabama and I am in Ocala. I am running out of gas. Should
I turn around and go home?
1 – I heard the storm is going to Miami. Does that mean it will miss Florida?
G***W
发帖数: 1967
3
外星人来了。

the
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【在 ET 的大作中提到】
: [摘自Orlando Sentinel]
: It's said there is no such thing as a dumb question. The folks answering the
: Seminole County's citizen hotline might disagree. After a busy night of
: fielding inquiries, they compiled their David Letterman-style Top 10 list:
: 10 – Is the mall open?
: 9 – What does mandatory mean?
: 8 – Will the curfew let me go to the bar with my friends?
: 7 – Do I leave the sand in the bags?
: 6 – Due to the water, do you put holes in the sandbags?
: 5 – Is Casselberry a county? I live in Seminole County, and it is different

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