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Joke版 - 惊人身材的确好,别说基佬想捅 (转载)
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H********g
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: ZhouYongKang (周永康), 信区: Military
标 题: 惊人身材的确好,别说基佬想捅
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Apr 5 13:18:34 2021, 美东)
我直男也想捅他。
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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真的提出肛交要求了

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: ZhouYongKang (周永康), 信区: Military
: 标 题: 惊人身材的确好,别说基佬想捅
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Apr 5 13:18:34 2021, 美东)
: 我直男也想捅他。

z***i
发帖数: 8285
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永康肉身战不过京人吧?京人这身板咋先制服

真的提出肛交要求了

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 真的提出肛交要求了
B********u
发帖数: 1
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could be 34 and 35 @goodtocu

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 真的提出肛交要求了
z***i
发帖数: 8285
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得加十吧?

could be 34 and 35 @goodtocu

【在 B********u 的大作中提到】
: could be 34 and 35 @goodtocu
B********u
发帖数: 1
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you are missing the point
[Intro]
Hmm
[Verse 1]
You might think I'm crazy
The way I've been cravin'
If I put it quite plainly
Just gimme them babies
So what you doin' tonight?
Better say, "Doin' you right" (Yeah)
Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (Yeah)
[Pre-Chorus]
I don't wanna keep you up (You up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)
'Cause then I'll have to keep you up
Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy
I've been drinkin' coffee (I've been drinkin' coffee; coffee)
And I've been eatin' healthy (I've been eatin' healthy; healthy)
You know I keep it squeaky, yeah (You know I keep it squeaky)
Savin' up my energy (Yeah, yeah, savin' up my energy)
[Chorus]
Can you stay up all night?
Fuck me 'til the daylight
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Can you stay up all night? (All night)
Fuck mе 'til the daylight
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yеah, yeah, yeah)
[Verse 2]
You drink it just like water (Water)
You say it tastes like candy
So what you doin' tonight? (Tonight)
Better say, "Doin' you right" (Alright)
Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (Yeah)
[Pre-Chorus]
I don't wanna keep you up (You up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)
'Cause then I'll have to keep you up
Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy
I've been drinkin' coffee (Said I've been drinkin' coffee; coffee)
And I've been eatin' healthy (And I've been eatin' healthy; healthy)
You know I keep it squeaky, yeah (Except this wine, babe)
Savin' up my energy (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Can you stay up all night? (All night)
Fuck me 'til the daylight (Daylight)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Thirty-five; yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Can you stay up all night? (Can you stay?)
Fuck me 'til the daylight (Can you stay?)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Verse 3]
Oh yeah, yeah
Baby, you might need a seatbelt when I ride it
I'ma leave it open like a door, come inside it
Even though I'm wifey, you can hit it like a side chick
Don't need no side dick, no
Got the neighbors yellin' "Earthquake!" (Earthquake)
4.5 when I make the bed shake
Put it down heavy even though it's lightweight (It's lightweight, yeah, yeah
, yeah, babe)
Yeah, we started at midnight
Go 'til the sunrise (Sunrise)
Done at the same time (Yeah)
But who's counting the time when we got it for life? (Got it for life)
I know all your favorite spots (Favorite spots)
We can take it from the top (From the top)
You such a dream come true, true
Make a bitch wanna hit snooze, ooh
[Chorus]
Can you stay up all night?
Fuck me 'til the daylight (Yeah, yeah)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
(Thirty-four, thirty-five)
Can you stay up all night? (Do you know what that means?)
Fuck me 'til the daylight (Do you know what that means?)
Thirty-four, thirty-five (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Outro]
Means I wanna "69" with you
No shit
Math class
Never was good

【在 z***i 的大作中提到】
: 得加十吧?
:
: could be 34 and 35 @goodtocu

z***i
发帖数: 8285
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O NIGHTINGALE that on yon blooming spray
Warblest at eve, when all the woods are still,
Thou with fresh hopes the Lover’s heart dost fill,
While the jolly Hours lead on propitious May.
Thy liquid notes that close the eye of Day,
First heard before the shallow cuckoo’s bill,
Portend success in love. O if Jove’s will
Have linked that amorous power to thy soft lay,
Now timely sing, ere the rude bird of hate
Foretell my hopeless doom, in some grove nigh;
As thou from year to year hast sung too late
For my relief, yet had’st no reason why.
Whether the Muse or Love call thee his mate,
Both them I serve, and of their train am I.

【在 B********u 的大作中提到】
: you are missing the point
: [Intro]
: Hmm
: [Verse 1]
: You might think I'm crazy
: The way I've been cravin'
: If I put it quite plainly
: Just gimme them babies
: So what you doin' tonight?
: Better say, "Doin' you right" (Yeah)

k********8
发帖数: 1
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还是夏大妈描述得准确,惊人就是个老农民身材!
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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什么34 35

【在 B********u 的大作中提到】
: could be 34 and 35 @goodtocu
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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哦 34+35 您真会琢磨

【在 B********u 的大作中提到】
: you are missing the point
: [Intro]
: Hmm
: [Verse 1]
: You might think I'm crazy
: The way I've been cravin'
: If I put it quite plainly
: Just gimme them babies
: So what you doin' tonight?
: Better say, "Doin' you right" (Yeah)

B********u
发帖数: 1
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你也要被白大人歧视
https://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Joke/34233103.html

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 哦 34+35 您真会琢磨
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