w**********5
发帖数: 1741 | 1 "The difference between in-laws and outlaws: outlaws are wanted"🙂
following Monday and Tueday is WTF..You know you're ugly when it comes to a
group picture and they hand you the camera.。。Just read that 4,153,237
people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be
an even number?Roses are red
That part is true
But violets are purple
Not f*cking blue。。Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the
Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.。Relationships
are a lot like algebra.
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? | H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 2 龙虾： 太冷 太深
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【在 w**********5 的大作中提到】
: "The difference between in-laws and outlaws: outlaws are wanted"🙂
: following Monday and Tueday is WTF..You know you're ugly when it comes to a
: group picture and they hand you the camera.。。Just read that 4,153,237
: people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be
: an even number?Roses are red
: That part is true
: But violets are purple
: Not f*cking blue。。Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the
: Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.。Relationships
: are a lot like algebra.
| w**********5
发帖数: 1741 | 3 某领导因与下属通奸，被纪委书记约谈。某领导诚恳地说：“上床后，我也不想犯错，
但人性告诉我应该进去，我就进去了。进去之后党性又告诉我不能这样，我又赶紧抽了
出来。结果我在人性和党性之间痛苦挣扎徘徊，反复斗争半个小时后，党性终于战胜了
人性。”
纪委书记递上一支烟：“斗争长达半个小时，有何决窍？”…… |
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