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w*****g
发帖数: 16352
1
话说昨天老川一早起来发推,因为那个推特字数限制,只能一段一段发,先写了这么一
段:
After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised
that the United States Government will not accept or allow......
因为没宾语,五角大楼里众将军就紧张了,以为老川要下令兵发朝鲜揍金三:
At the Pentagon, the first of the three tweets raised fears that the
president was getting ready to announce strikes on North Korea or some other
military action. Many said they were left in suspense for nine minutes, the
time between the first and second tweet. Only after the second tweet did
military officials receive the news the president was announcing a personnel
change on Twitter.
然后也不知是推特网慢,还是老川大便去了,这二段迟迟不出来,这一等就是九分钟。
终于老川擦完屁股,第二段发出,众将军才知道是关于停止招收性转军人的决定,这才
松了口气!
....Transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military.
Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming.....
三胖又逃过一劫。
n****g
发帖数: 14743
2
要命。

advised
other
the
personnel

【在 w*****g 的大作中提到】
: 话说昨天老川一早起来发推,因为那个推特字数限制,只能一段一段发,先写了这么一
: 段:
: After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised
: that the United States Government will not accept or allow......
: 因为没宾语,五角大楼里众将军就紧张了,以为老川要下令兵发朝鲜揍金三:
: At the Pentagon, the first of the three tweets raised fears that the
: president was getting ready to announce strikes on North Korea or some other
: military action. Many said they were left in suspense for nine minutes, the
: time between the first and second tweet. Only after the second tweet did
: military officials receive the news the president was announcing a personnel

M*******2
发帖数: 692
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推特被黑,假传圣旨引发世界大战
f****p
发帖数: 18483
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Weidong,反了吧?!
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