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发帖数: 43926 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: souffle71 (souffle), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 卫报的一篇文章恶心到我了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 2 19:39:04 2017, 美东)
"Yes Prime Minister"（第二季第四集）的台词。
Sir Humphrey: The only way to understand the Press is to remember that they
pander to their readers' prejudices.
Jim Hacker: Don't tell me about the Press. I know *exactly* who reads the
papers.
The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country.
The Guardian is read by people who think they *ought* to run the country.
The Times is read by the people who actually *do* run the country.
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times is read by people who *own* the country.
The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by
*another* country.
The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who think it is.
Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard Woolley: Sun readers don't care *who* runs the country - as long as
she's got big tits |
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