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Joke版 - Used Google Translate to ask me out: Brazilian woman on night with Usain Bolt
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Jady Duerto is an unemployed 20-year-old mother of three children. There
were reports of her being the widow of one of Rio de Janeiro’s most
dangerous drug lords, Douglas Donato Pereira, but she has denied the claims.
(Facebook)
2016 will be a memorable year for Jamaican athlete Usain Bolt. This was the
year he won three gold medals at the Rio Olympics and also the year where
his one night stand with a Brazilian single mother of three blew up in his
face.
Jady Duarte, the lady in question, has talked in great detail with Dailymail
.co.uk about the fateful night when she caught the star athlete’s eye at a
club where he was out to celebrate his 30th birthday and his three gold
medals on Sunday. She told the website how he asked her for sex through the
Google Translate app again and again but she gave in only when he did his
famous lightning bolt move and showed her his toned abs. “I had never seen
anything like it. I just had to reach out and stroke it.”
Duarte explained how he pulled her into a taxi and ‘gave me (her) an
incredible kiss’ at the end of the night. They then went back to the
Olympic Village where non-competitors are barred from entry after 9pm.
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