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Joke版 - 笑死我了 (转载)
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l****t
发帖数: 36289
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: 笑死我了 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 7 20:13:10 2016, 美东)
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: USANews
标 题: 笑死我了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 7 20:11:51 2016, 美东)
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a
shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about
giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the
ticket. I called him a 'N)azi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished
the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he
wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused
him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on
the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper
sticker that said, 'Vote for Hillary 2016'. I try to have a little fun each
day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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哈哈哈
l****t
发帖数: 36289
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后边一点是新的
呵呵
H********g
发帖数: 43926
4
不然京人也不会转

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: 后边一点是新的
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