i****a
发帖数: 36252 | 1 http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/unlocked-iphone-
Unlocked iPhone Worthless After F.B.I. Spills Glass of Water on It
WASHINGTON (Satire from The Borowitz Report)—Moments after successfully
unlocking the San Bernardino iPhone, the F.B.I. rendered the phone
permanently useless by spilling a glass of water on it, an F.B.I. spokesman
confirmed on Tuesday.
Calling the accident “one of the biggest embarrassments in F.B.I. history,
” bureau spokesman Harland Dorrinson told reporters, “There’s no way to
express how bad we feel about what happened to that phone.”
Walking reporters through the mishap, Dorrinson said that shortly after the
iPhone was unlocked, “There were a lot of high-fives, which led to the
unfortunate spilling of the water.”
After repeatedly attempting to reboot the phone with no success, the F.B.I.
consulted several Apple support forums for tips on fixing a waterlogged
iPhone. “I wish I could report that any of them worked,” the spokesman
said.
In a possible thawing of relations between Apple and the F.B.I., Apple C.E.O
. Tim Cook offered to replace the damaged iPhone for seven hundred and forty
-nine dollars, or two hundred and ninety-nine dollars with a two-year
contract. | d****o
发帖数: 32610 | 2 尼玛
真能编
spokesman
the
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】
: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/unlocked-iphone-
: Unlocked iPhone Worthless After F.B.I. Spills Glass of Water on It
: WASHINGTON (Satire from The Borowitz Report)—Moments after successfully
: unlocking the San Bernardino iPhone, the F.B.I. rendered the phone
: permanently useless by spilling a glass of water on it, an F.B.I. spokesman
: confirmed on Tuesday.
: Calling the accident “one of the biggest embarrassments in F.B.I. history,
: ” bureau spokesman Harland Dorrinson told reporters, “There’s no way to
: express how bad we feel about what happened to that phone.”
: Walking reporters through the mishap, Dorrinson said that shortly after the
| t**s
发帖数: 4026 | 3 In a possible thawing of relations between Apple and the F.B.I., Apple C.E.O
. Tim Cook offered to replace the damaged iPhone for seven hundred and forty
-nine dollars, or two hundred and ninety-nine dollars with a two-year
contract.
what a gentleman!
spokesman
the
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forty
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】
: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/unlocked-iphone-
: Unlocked iPhone Worthless After F.B.I. Spills Glass of Water on It
: WASHINGTON (Satire from The Borowitz Report)—Moments after successfully
: unlocking the San Bernardino iPhone, the F.B.I. rendered the phone
: permanently useless by spilling a glass of water on it, an F.B.I. spokesman
: confirmed on Tuesday.
: Calling the accident “one of the biggest embarrassments in F.B.I. history,
: ” bureau spokesman Harland Dorrinson told reporters, “There’s no way to
: express how bad we feel about what happened to that phone.”
: Walking reporters through the mishap, Dorrinson said that shortly after the
| G**Y
发帖数: 33224 | 4 泥马，这是猴子派来逗逼的吧？！
spokesman
the
【在 i****a 的大作中提到】
: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/unlocked-iphone-
: Unlocked iPhone Worthless After F.B.I. Spills Glass of Water on It
: WASHINGTON (Satire from The Borowitz Report)—Moments after successfully
: unlocking the San Bernardino iPhone, the F.B.I. rendered the phone
: permanently useless by spilling a glass of water on it, an F.B.I. spokesman
: confirmed on Tuesday.
: Calling the accident “one of the biggest embarrassments in F.B.I. history,
: ” bureau spokesman Harland Dorrinson told reporters, “There’s no way to
: express how bad we feel about what happened to that phone.”
: Walking reporters through the mishap, Dorrinson said that shortly after the
| m***y
发帖数: 14763 | 5 有意思,巴马不是说waterboarding已经不用了吗,怎么还给手机上了水刑呢?这不是要打
破布什的人权记录吗? | l*****o
发帖数: 19235 | 6 "I am right again!" trump said. |
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