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发帖数: 9616 | | i***h
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发帖数: 37 | 6 新的很赞
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: 前一半是经典了
: 后一半是新的
| s*****i
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发帖数: 9503 | 11 中国那个不对。中国不会雇300人挤奶的。应该是you have two cows, and you hire
300 people to blowing air into their B. | H******7
发帖数: 34403 | 12 中国：you saw your neighbor has two cows, so you bought two baby pigs and
named them as cows and claimed they can produce more milk than that of your
neighbors cows. You IPOed your pigs and run away with money | d****o
发帖数: 32610 | 13 只有希腊是新的
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: 前一半是经典了
: 后一半是新的
| C*E
发帖数: 785 | 14 re.
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: 只有希腊是新的
| S*****e
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发帖数: 1980 | 16 Economic Models Explained With Cows
SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the
other and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your
herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the
income.
DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You vote people into
office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay for
the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and
give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
AMERICAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to
produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why
the cow has dropped dead.
FRENCH CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and
block the roads, because you want three cows.
A GERMAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for
100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
A JAPANESE CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10
the size of an ordinary cow, and produce the milk of 20 cows. You then
create a clever cow cartoon image called cowkimon and market them worldwide.
ITALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
SWISS CAPITALISM; You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You
charge the owners for storing them.
CHINESE CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You
claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You
arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
RUSSIAN CAPITALISM; You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have
5 cows. You count them again and learn that you have 42 cows. You count them
again and learn that you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open
another bottle of Vodka.
INDIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. You worship them.
BRITISH CAPITALISM; You have two cows. Both are mad.
IRAQI CAPITALISM; Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that
you have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and
invade your country. You still have no cows but at least you are now a
Democracy.
AUSTRALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You
close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM; You have two cows. The one on the left looks very
attractive.
GREEK CAPITALISM; You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot
deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of
them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out
getting a haircut.
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