p********r
发帖数: 1980 | 1 If programming languages were countries, which country would each language
represent? Example Answer:
Java: USA -- optimistic, powerful, likes to gloss over inconveniences.
C++: UK -- strong and exacting, but not so good at actually finishing things
and tends to get overtaken by Java.
Python: The Netherlands. "Hey no problem, let'sh do it guysh!"
Ruby: France. Powerful, stylish and convinced of its own correctness, but
somewhat ignored by everyone else.
Assembly language: India. Massive, deep, vitally important but full of
problems.
Cobol: Russia. Once very powerful and written with managers in mind; but has
ended up losing out.
SQL and PL/SQL: Germany. A solid, reliable workhorse of a language.
Javascript: Italy. Massively influential and loved by everyone, but breaks
down easily.
Scala: Hungary. Technically pure and correct, but suffers from an unworkable
obsession with grammar that will limit its future success.
C: Norway. Tough and dynamic, but not very exciting.
PHP: Brazil. Full of beauty and flaunts itself a lot, but secretly very
conservative.
LISP: Iceland. Incredibly clever and well-organised, but icy and remote.
Perl: China. Able to do apparently almost anything, but rather inscrutable.
Swift: Japan. One minute it's nowhere, the next it's everywhere and your
mobile phone relies on it.
C#: Switzerland. Beautiful and well thought-out, but expect to pay a lot if
you want to get seriously involved.
R: Liechtenstein. Probably really amazing, especially if you're into big
numbers, but no-one knows what it actually does.
Awk: North Korea. Stubbornly resists change, and its users appear to be
unnaturally fond of it for reasons we can only speculate on. | m*****i
发帖数: 2325 | 2 我觉得scripting languages 和要编译的语言区别很大的。所以不赞同用 Perl来代表
中国。
things
【在 p********r 的大作中提到】
: If programming languages were countries, which country would each language
: represent? Example Answer:
: Java: USA -- optimistic, powerful, likes to gloss over inconveniences.
: C++: UK -- strong and exacting, but not so good at actually finishing things
: and tends to get overtaken by Java.
: Python: The Netherlands. "Hey no problem, let'sh do it guysh!"
: Ruby: France. Powerful, stylish and convinced of its own correctness, but
: somewhat ignored by everyone else.
: Assembly language: India. Massive, deep, vitally important but full of
: problems.
| A******u
发帖数: 1279 | | H********g
发帖数: 43926 | | H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 5 扯鸡巴蛋
Assembly language: India. Massive, deep, vitally important but full of
problems. | H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 6 哈哈，这个不错
Awk: North Korea. Stubbornly resists change, and its users appear to be
unnaturally fond of it for reasons we can only speculate on. | s**********l
发帖数: 8966 | 7 三哥应该是LOGO，号称有诸多牛逼特性，但是那玩意叫语言么？
北韩是LISP，自己号称很好使，别人一用绝对死。
【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，这个不错
: Awk: North Korea. Stubbornly resists change, and its users appear to be
: unnaturally fond of it for reasons we can only speculate on.
| w*******g
发帖数: 9932 | 8 狗屁不通
scala is for real programmers
amature just does not understand the beauty of decades of research embedded
in the design
java is industrial strength and older languages like c++just passed its
prime though remain mainstream
things
【在 p********r 的大作中提到】
: If programming languages were countries, which country would each language
: represent? Example Answer:
: Java: USA -- optimistic, powerful, likes to gloss over inconveniences.
: C++: UK -- strong and exacting, but not so good at actually finishing things
: and tends to get overtaken by Java.
: Python: The Netherlands. "Hey no problem, let'sh do it guysh!"
: Ruby: France. Powerful, stylish and convinced of its own correctness, but
: somewhat ignored by everyone else.
: Assembly language: India. Massive, deep, vitally important but full of
: problems.
| h******e
发帖数: 9616 | | w********a
发帖数: 628 | 10 钓丝码工们真吵起来了。
女神今晚跟我走。 哈哈哈 | b***u
发帖数: 12010 | 11 ruby, python都是scripting。区别最大的是sql，没图灵能力。
【在 m*****i 的大作中提到】
: 我觉得scripting languages 和要编译的语言区别很大的。所以不赞同用 Perl来代表
: 中国。
:
: things
| b***u
发帖数: 12010 | 12 scala写进来爽，读一串别人的map, fold太痛苦了
embedded
【在 w*******g 的大作中提到】
: 狗屁不通
: scala is for real programmers
: amature just does not understand the beauty of decades of research embedded
: in the design
: java is industrial strength and older languages like c++just passed its
: prime though remain mainstream
:
: things
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