P******e
发帖数: 1598 | 1 Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke.
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter. He replies "Yes I do!" and hands
the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
"Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is
a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the
man what he wants.
The man says "I want a Million Bucks"
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million
ducks fly over head.
And the guy says to the other "Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesn't he?
"
The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC
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a*******r
发帖数: 3452 | |
s******y
发帖数: 28562 | 3 这还挺麻烦的了，如果用学名，说不定对方会给你一个10英寸长的花生。
如果说genital, 说不定会给你一个女性的。就算具体说male genital, 说不定给你装
到一个信封里然后给你寄了过来。
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【在 P******e 的大作中提到】
: Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke.
: He asks the other guy if he has a lighter. He replies "Yes I do!" and hands
: the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
: Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
: The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
: The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
: "Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is
: a little hard at hearing"
: "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the
: man what he wants.
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P******a
发帖数: 1379 | 4 那改说BIC就可以了呀
【在 s******y 的大作中提到】
: 这还挺麻烦的了，如果用学名，说不定对方会给你一个10英寸长的花生。
: 如果说genital, 说不定会给你一个女性的。就算具体说male genital, 说不定给你装
: 到一个信封里然后给你寄了过来。
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: hands
: is
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s******y
发帖数: 28562 | 5 然后精灵给你一大块brick
【在 P******a 的大作中提到】
: 那改说BIC就可以了呀
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