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Joke版 - 搞笑的英语sign和notice
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A******u
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http://www.astro.umd.edu/~avondale/extra/Humor/SchoolHumor/Engl
选几个贴这儿:
In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In a Bangkok dry cleaners:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop:
Dresses for street walking.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of
different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless
they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the
bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In a Czechoslovakin tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar:
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
M********s
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whatever
A******u
发帖数: 1279
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