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Joke版 - 我同事早上接到微软一个电话,说他计算机有病毒
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话题: computer话题: windows话题: click话题: microsoft话题: dla
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s******8
发帖数: 4192
1
"I had those ‘Microsoft guys’ call me once about a Virus/Infected computer
. I spoke to the guy for about 15 minutes and then told them I do not see a
‘Windows’ or ‘Microsoft’ anywhere…he asked me to look on the computer
and tell him what I saw. I told him, the computer is off but all I see is
silver/grey and this apple design with a bite out of it. “Is that Windows?
”, I asked. He hung up on me."
t*****o
发帖数: 4919
2
浪费了生命的15分钟

computer
a
computer
Windows?

【在 s******8 的大作中提到】
: "I had those ‘Microsoft guys’ call me once about a Virus/Infected computer
: . I spoke to the guy for about 15 minutes and then told them I do not see a
: ‘Windows’ or ‘Microsoft’ anywhere…he asked me to look on the computer
: and tell him what I saw. I told him, the computer is off but all I see is
: silver/grey and this apple design with a bite out of it. “Is that Windows?
: ”, I asked. He hung up on me."

A*********r
发帖数: 2301
3
苹果机装瘟都死的多了去了
k**o
发帖数: 15334
4
我读到一半以为他会说他是linux用户呢。读完后巨失望,苹果机也可以
装windows。
T******e
发帖数: 18290
5
貌似中国人喜欢这么干,美国人很少

【在 k**o 的大作中提到】
: 我读到一半以为他会说他是linux用户呢。读完后巨失望,苹果机也可以
: 装windows。

g******n
发帖数: 53185
6
怪不得说果粉大多是脑残

computer
a
computer
Windows?

【在 s******8 的大作中提到】
: "I had those ‘Microsoft guys’ call me once about a Virus/Infected computer
: . I spoke to the guy for about 15 minutes and then told them I do not see a
: ‘Windows’ or ‘Microsoft’ anywhere…he asked me to look on the computer
: and tell him what I saw. I told him, the computer is off but all I see is
: silver/grey and this apple design with a bite out of it. “Is that Windows?
: ”, I asked. He hung up on me."

r****z
发帖数: 12020
7
哈哈。
想起多年前我的一个 laptop 的 DVD-Rom 读不了盘了,找 Dell 要求 service,用的
是 online chat。Dell rep 让我当场按照他的指令试读各种各样的 CD 和 DVD,还让
我折腾 Device manager,enable 这个,disable 那个。那时候用的系统比较老,还不
能切换账号。我用的是 user account 折腾那些系统设置很费劲。折腾半天还是什么盘
都认不出来,我满心希望他就给我换了,结果又来了一通
Okay disable Sonic DLA on the system, perform the following steps.
Click the Start button, and then click My Computer.
The My Computer window opens.
Right-click the optical drive, and then left-click Properties.
The optical drive Properties window opens.
Click the DLA tab at the top of the window.
Uncheck the option for Enable DLA on your drives.
Click OK to return to the My Computer window.
我气坏了,直接回他
I am using user account to chat with you. But I don't know how to access the
Administrator's account with these steps. I can open up to Properties step
but not
DLA tab. I guess it is because of the user account. I have administrator
command line window open. Is there a way that I can use a command to bring
up property window?
结果得到回答
No, that's okay.
I will have to replace the drive on the system by sending you a replacement.
May I have the shipping address and the telephone number (landline) for this
transaction?

computer
a
computer
Windows?

【在 s******8 的大作中提到】
: "I had those ‘Microsoft guys’ call me once about a Virus/Infected computer
: . I spoke to the guy for about 15 minutes and then told them I do not see a
: ‘Windows’ or ‘Microsoft’ anywhere…he asked me to look on the computer
: and tell him what I saw. I told him, the computer is off but all I see is
: silver/grey and this apple design with a bite out of it. “Is that Windows?
: ”, I asked. He hung up on me."

l***k
发帖数: 1153
8
真正的笑点,电脑有病毒微软会打电话来通知你
l****y
发帖数: 4773
9
俺接到阿三口音电话直接挂断
c***n
发帖数: 2232
10
上星期我老婆刚接过一个这样的电话,一听就是阿三打来的,说你用的是genuine
windows,中毒了,blah blah。老婆一脸困惑的把电话给了我。我一开始也想逗丫玩儿
一会儿,后来觉得太无聊就把丫问哑巴了挂电话了事。

【在 l***k 的大作中提到】
: 真正的笑点,电脑有病毒微软会打电话来通知你
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