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H********g
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H********g
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Bahzad233 days ago
A German doctor comments: "In Germany we take part of the brain out of a
person, put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for
work!"
A Russian doctor says: That's nothing, either. In Russia we take out half
of the heart from a person, put it into another person's chest and in 2
weeks he is looking for work!"
The US doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing colleagues, you are way
behind us! In the USA , we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and
no balls. We made him President and now the whole country is looking for
work!!!"
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r****z
发帖数: 12020
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哈哈哈,很经典的一类笑话。
你从不睡觉么?

way

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: Bahzad233 days ago
: A German doctor comments: "In Germany we take part of the brain out of a
: person, put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for
: work!"
: A Russian doctor says: That's nothing, either. In Russia we take out half
: of the heart from a person, put it into another person's chest and in 2
: weeks he is looking for work!"
: The US doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing colleagues, you are way
: behind us! In the USA , we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and
: no balls. We made him President and now the whole country is looking for

c*********r
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lol
y*f
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怎么都是读者文摘上的老笑话
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