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Joke版 - [纽约客]大门回微软上班第一天 (转载)
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P****i
发帖数: 12972
1
【 以下文字转载自 PDA 讨论区 】
发信人: travelodge (travelodge), 信区: PDA
标 题: [纽约客]大门回微软上班第一天
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 5 16:54:29 2014, 美东)
GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
Windows 8.1 upgrade.
The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates
repeatedly received an error message informing him that his PC ran into a
problem that it could not handle and needed to restart.
After failing to install the upgrade by lunchtime, Mr. Gates summoned the
new Microsoft C.E.O. Satya Nadella, who attempted to help him with the
installation, but with no success.
While the two men worked behind closed doors, one source described the
situation as “tense.”
“Bill is usually a pretty calm guy, so it was weird to hear some of that
language coming out of his mouth,” the source said.
A Microsoft spokesman said only that Mr. Gates’ first day in his new job
had been “a learning experience” and that, for the immediate future, he
would go back to running Windows 7.
Get the Borowitz Report delivered to your inbox.
Photograph by Bebeto Matthews/AP.
H******7
发帖数: 34403
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找不到start menu
B*******e
发帖数: 3882
3
按照大门的工资, 这一天的成本不低啊。

in

【在 P****i 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 PDA 讨论区 】
: 发信人: travelodge (travelodge), 信区: PDA
: 标 题: [纽约客]大门回微软上班第一天
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 5 16:54:29 2014, 美东)
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates

t*****g
发帖数: 1275
4
盖茨难道不能花10分钟看看帮助说明再用么?

in

【在 P****i 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 PDA 讨论区 】
: 发信人: travelodge (travelodge), 信区: PDA
: 标 题: [纽约客]大门回微软上班第一天
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 5 16:54:29 2014, 美东)
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates

o******1
发帖数: 12177
5
the big door is just showing to the world, that he is still the boss. he can
call any ceo into his office to do anything for him.

in

【在 P****i 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 PDA 讨论区 】
: 发信人: travelodge (travelodge), 信区: PDA
: 标 题: [纽约客]大门回微软上班第一天
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 5 16:54:29 2014, 美东)
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates

t*****g
发帖数: 1275
6
anything?老师和小伙伴们都惊呆了。

can

【在 o******1 的大作中提到】
: the big door is just showing to the world, that he is still the boss. he can
: call any ceo into his office to do anything for him.
:
: in

o******1
发帖数: 12177
7
yes. why not call in yahoo ceo to do stuff.

【在 t*****g 的大作中提到】
: anything?老师和小伙伴们都惊呆了。
:
: can

T******e
发帖数: 18290
8
[纽约客]属于误导啊,这个The Borowitz Report的作者是个喜剧作家,写搞笑新闻的

in

【在 P****i 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 PDA 讨论区 】
: 发信人: travelodge (travelodge), 信区: PDA
: 标 题: [纽约客]大门回微软上班第一天
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 5 16:54:29 2014, 美东)
: GATES SPENDS ENTIRE FIRST DAY BACK IN OFFICE TRYING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 8.1
: REDMOND, WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Bill Gates’ first day at work in
: the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start
: yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the
: Windows 8.1 upgrade.
: The installation hit a snag early on, sources said, when Mr. Gates

l*****o
发帖数: 19235
9
好玩的部分是有人信。

【在 T******e 的大作中提到】
: [纽约客]属于误导啊,这个The Borowitz Report的作者是个喜剧作家,写搞笑新闻的
:
: in

I*********t
发帖数: 5258
10
本来就是黑win8的
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