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发信人: desesperado (desesperada), 信区: Football
标 题: llegal contact? Jets TE caught masturbating in car
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jan 17 15:40:51 2014, 美东)
http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/01/witness_told_police_je
When Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of
synthetic marijuana outside a Target in East Hanover back in November,
police were called to the scene because a woman thought she saw him
masturbating in his vehicle in the parking lot, according to court documents.
From the report:
As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold
it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she
observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was
masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.
When the cop asked Winslow what he was doing, Winslow allegedly said he was
looking for Boston Market but was lost.
The cop noticed Winslow was wearing "dark colored" sweatpants and wrote that
"his genitals were not exposed." But the cop also noticed "two open
containers of Vaseline on his center console" and plastic bags marked "Mr.
Happy" and empty plastic containers of "Funky Monkey" scattered throughout
the vehicle.
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