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发信人: bingya (bing), 信区: Military
标 题: "Personal Assistant to Director (Foreigner) - Open Minded Ladies only"
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 31 19:38:27 2013, 美东)
A job posting on Craigslist Shanghai: "Personal Assistant to Director (
Foreigner) - Open Minded Ladies only".
I am a 32 year old Director of a foreign investment firm (we have offices in
Hong Kong, Singapore and New York) and I have been assigned to expand our
operations in China. So far so good.
I need an open-minded female assistant who is fun-loving and eager to expand
her career. You will be able to interact closely with a high level finance
professional, as well as many CEOs/senior executives of Chinese and foreign
companies. You will be able to join me on all my business trips within China
as well as Hong Kong and Taiwan.
Travel! Networking opportunities! This sounds like an awesome opportunity.
What exactly does the job entail?
- Assist me with all administrative tasks including dealings with paperwork
and other issues with Chinese authorities (including taxation, company
registration, licenses, etc)
- Assist me with personal administrative tasks like arranging of train
tickets, flight tickets, local hotels, meeting schedule, writing of letters
in Chinese, etc
- Translating Chinese documents to me in English, and also typing all my
correspondences in Chinese (I will give you the information in English)
- Teaching me Chinese during non-work hours
- Helping me recruit other staff if necessary
- Helping me find accommodation if necessary
- Attending to my personal needs including sexual needs if need be. You
should be open minded and willing to provide sexual favors to me and
selected clients. You should also be willing to accompany me to parties and
dress according to my instructions and then proceed to after-party for sex
afterwards. I do not need sex every day, and some times I will only require
oral sex. But you should regard it as part of your job to make sure my sex
needs are met, since I will be alone in China for a few months.
Well, that escalated quickly. But hey, though you need to be on call to
provide sexual favours to your boss and his clients, it won't be every day,
sometimes it's just blow jobs.
How much does this opportunity of a lifetime pay?
- Attractive salary of RMB 21,500 per month - 5 days work week (9.30 am to 7
pm) - Overtime salary of RMB 900 per day if required to work on weekends
21,500 yuan a month! That's approximately 110 yuan per hour (not counting
overtime) to perform a dual role of personal assistant and personal
prostitute. But hey, at least you'll get to fly to Hong Kong sometimes (and
give your boss blow jobs there).
Mr "Director of a foreign investment firm" might be interested to learn that
prostitution is illegal in China.
Listing in full:
I am a 32 year old Director of a foreign investment firm (we have offices in
Hong Kong, Singapore and New York) and I have been assigned to expand our
operations in China.
I will be relocating to Shanghai in September 2013 and I will be on my own,
so I will need some local help. I have visited China two times before but I
have never lived there, and as a "lao wai" I am not able to speak Chinese
although I want to learn. My company will send 2 colleagues to join me in
February 2014, so I will be pretty much working out of a hotel room and
suitcase.
I need an open-minded female assistant who is fun-loving and eager to expand
her career. You will be able to interact closely with a high level finance
professional, as well as many CEOs/senior executives of Chinese and foreign
companies. You will be able to join me on all my business trips within China
as well as Hong Kong and Taiwan.
Requirements:
- Females only
- Must be open-minded
- Must speak at least intermediate English (fluent English will be an
advantage)
- Must speak fluent Chinese (open to both foreigners and Chinese citizens)
- Age between 22 to 29
- Pleasant looking, well-dressed, well-groomed
- Sociable, resourceful and intelligent
- University degree will be an advantage
- Work experience in multinational or foreign companies will be an advantage
- Must have demure, submissive and respectful personality, willing to please
customers and boss. Must not be argumentative.
- Must have a strong interest in travel
**JOB SCOPE**
- Assist me with all administrative tasks including dealings with paperwork
and other issues with Chinese authorities (including taxation, company
registration, licenses, etc)
- Assist me with personal administrative tasks like arranging of train
tickets, flight tickets, local hotels, meeting schedule, writing of letters
in Chinese, etc
- Translating Chinese documents to me in English, and also typing all my
correspondences in Chinese (I will give you the information in English)
- Teaching me Chinese during non-work hours
- Helping me recruit other staff if necessary
- Helping me find accommodation if necessary
- Attending to my personal needs including sexual needs if need be. You
should be open minded and willing to provide sexual favors to me and
selected clients. You sohuld also be willing to accompany me to parties and
dress according to my instructions and then proceed to after-party for sex
afterwards. I do not need sex every day, and some times I will only require
oral sex. But you should regard it as part of your job to make sure my sex
needs are met, since I will be alone in China for a few months.
- Spending some time with me travelling to other parts of China for leisure
purposes (e.g. sightseeing/tourism as well as cultural immersion)
BENEFITS:
- Attractive salary of RMB 21,500 per month
- 5 days work week (9.30 am to 7 pm)
- Overtime salary of RMB 900 per day if required to work on weekends
- Free flights + hotels when travelling on business or leisure
- Free meals when dining with boss or clients
- Additional mobile phone allowance of up to RMB 400/month
- Opportunity to work in Hong Kong after 2 years
- If you are not a Shanghai resident, additional accommodation allowance of
RMB 2,500 per month
- If I am happy with your performance, I will personally give you an
allowance of RMB 3,000/month in addition to the official company benefits
PLEASE APPLY WITH RESUME, PHOTOS (at least two) and A LETTER OF INTEREST
DESCRIBING YOURSELF | M*******n
发帖数: 10087 | 2 我靠，我还以为是很隐晦的写法，结果写的这么直白阿！
- Attending to my personal needs including sexual needs if need be. You
should be open minded and willing to provide sexual favors to me and
selected clients. You should also be willing to accompany me to parties and
dress according to my instructions and then proceed to after-party for sex
afterwards. I do not need sex every day, and some times I will only require
oral sex. But you should regard it as part of your job to make sure my sex
needs are met, since I will be alone in China for a few months. | H******7
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