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Joke版 - Nude Swimmer Distracted Man While Her Husband Burglarized Him
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i*****0
发帖数: 2327
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A Crossville, Tenn., man claims a woman swam nude in his pool while her
husband burglarized his home, according to the Crossville Chronicle.
The 54-year-old man, who did not wish to be identified, said the couple, who
he knew from the neighborhood, visited his house on Saturday afternoon. The
woman asked if she could swim in his pool. The victim told her she could
and she then reportedly asked her husband to go back to their house and grab
her cigarettes.
The woman allegedly asked if she could swim nude, which the victim said was
alright with him. As the victim looked on, the woman allegedly swam for 20
minutes before drying off and leaving.
"I escorted her outside and invited her to church, but she said she didn't
have time for that," the victim told WKRN.
After she left, the victim realized his home had been burglarized. The woman
's husband allegedly stole $1,195 worth of items from the home, including a
handgun, jewelry and medication.
Police have launched an investigation into the incident. "The two suspects
have been identified, but have not been arrested," WKRN reports.
G*********s
发帖数: 6786
2
尼玛,有才啊

who
The
grab
was

【在 i*****0 的大作中提到】
: A Crossville, Tenn., man claims a woman swam nude in his pool while her
: husband burglarized his home, according to the Crossville Chronicle.
: The 54-year-old man, who did not wish to be identified, said the couple, who
: he knew from the neighborhood, visited his house on Saturday afternoon. The
: woman asked if she could swim in his pool. The victim told her she could
: and she then reportedly asked her husband to go back to their house and grab
: her cigarettes.
: The woman allegedly asked if she could swim nude, which the victim said was
: alright with him. As the victim looked on, the woman allegedly swam for 20
: minutes before drying off and leaving.

s****l
发帖数: 10462
3
invited her to church TO DO WHAT?
笑点是这个教堂和后面的medication?
i*****0
发帖数: 2327
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这是学术版。要探讨的题目是当一个女人要求在你家的游泳池里裸泳时,能不能答应?
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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这些人的行事风格像郭德纲相声
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