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G*****7
发帖数: 1759 | 1 A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The
bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and
the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender
says, "OK, that will be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him
. About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, "What'
ll you guys have?"
The man says, "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and
the cat says "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." The bartender gets
them their beer and says "That'll be $3.87."
The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him
. A couple of days later they come back into the bar and the bartender walks
over and asks "What do you guys want today?"
The man says, "I'll have a scotch", the ostrich says, "I'll have a bourbon",
and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the
bartender says "OK, that will be $7.53." The man reaches into his pocket and
brings out the exact change and pays him.
The bartender's curiosity got the best of him and he asks, "Why is it that
every time I tell you the amount you owe you always have the exact change in
you pocket?"
The man said, "I found a bottle with a genie in it and she granted me 3
wishes. My first wish was that I always have the exact change in my pocket
for anything I buy."
The bartender says, "That's a great wish...better than asking for a million
dollars. A million dollars will run out but that never will. What were your
other 2 wishes?"
The man says, "That's where I screwed up. I asked for a chick with long legs
and a tight pussy." | w*******g
发帖数: 9932 | 2 haha....
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【在 G*****7 的大作中提到】
: A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The
: bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
: The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and
: the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender
: says, "OK, that will be $3.87."
: The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him
: . About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, "What'
: ll you guys have?"
: The man says, "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and
: the cat says "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." The bartender gets
| P******e
发帖数: 1598 | 3 包袱这么长。。。
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【在 G*****7 的大作中提到】
: A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The
: bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
: The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and
: the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender
: says, "OK, that will be $3.87."
: The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him
: . About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, "What'
: ll you guys have?"
: The man says, "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and
: the cat says "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." The bartender gets
| D*******a
发帖数: 1723 | | z***n
发帖数: 339 | | m********g
发帖数: 2323 | | M******n
发帖数: 43051 | 7 赞！就是有些冗长...
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【在 G*****7 的大作中提到】
: A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The
: bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"
: The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and
: the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender
: says, "OK, that will be $3.87."
: The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him
: . About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, "What'
: ll you guys have?"
: The man says, "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and
: the cat says "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." The bartender gets
| I*******t
发帖数: 7652 | 8 翻成中文就行了
【在 M******n 的大作中提到】
: 赞！就是有些冗长...
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