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Joke版 - How to Plant Tomatoes
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话题: plant话题: tomatoes话题: papa话题: his话题: old
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w*********r
发帖数: 3382
1
An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual
tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging
up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know
you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up
the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man
and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
r****e
发帖数: 804
2
haha good one

a
able
digging
know
Papa

【在 w*********r 的大作中提到】
: An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual
: tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His
: only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
: letter to his son and described his predicament:
: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able
: to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging
: up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know
: you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
: A few days later he received a letter from his son.
: Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

g**********n
发帖数: 1442
3
haha
c*********2
发帖数: 3402
4
跟那个为了找鞋把谷子晒了的故事一样。
r*********e
发帖数: 29495
5
哈哈,免费的劳力,纳税人的钱就这样用之于民

a
able
digging
know
Papa

【在 w*********r 的大作中提到】
: An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual
: tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His
: only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a
: letter to his son and described his predicament:
: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able
: to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging
: up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know
: you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa
: A few days later he received a letter from his son.
: Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

z*********n
发帖数: 94654
6
我很诧异这么流行的当年国内杂志笑话页的笑话大家都没看过?
看来你们这一代小娃都不看杂志了,估计读者是啥女友是啥都不知道

【在 r*********e 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈,免费的劳力,纳税人的钱就这样用之于民
:
: a
: able
: digging
: know
: Papa

b*****e
发帖数: 53215
7
女友是啥?

【在 z*********n 的大作中提到】
: 我很诧异这么流行的当年国内杂志笑话页的笑话大家都没看过?
: 看来你们这一代小娃都不看杂志了,估计读者是啥女友是啥都不知道

z*********n
发帖数: 94654
8
一看你就没当过民工没抗过活

【在 b*****e 的大作中提到】
: 女友是啥?
c******e
发帖数: 545
9
我记得当时是种土豆的,而且埋的是金子,不是尸体,而且是国王手下,不是FBI
H********g
发帖数: 43926
10
跟我记得的差不多

【在 c******e 的大作中提到】
: 我记得当时是种土豆的,而且埋的是金子,不是尸体,而且是国王手下,不是FBI
c******e
发帖数: 545
11
握手,没准同一本《故事会》

【在 H********g 的大作中提到】
: 跟我记得的差不多
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