G*********r
发帖数: 538 | 1 SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "
congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated." | r*********e
发帖数: 29495 | 2 赫赫,not bad.
【在 G*********r 的大作中提到】
: SIMPLE TRUTH 1
: Partners help each other undress before sex.
: However after sex, they always dress on their own.
: Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
: SIMPLE TRUTH 2
: When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "
: congrats".
: But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
: Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."
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