s****y 发帖数: 3416 | 1 Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-
dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs "give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "you can't do this – I am a United
States congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money." |
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