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发帖数: 7797 | 1 1。The teacher asked her students, If I had seven oranges in one hand and
eight in the other hand, what would I have? Hilarious little big boy answer
“Big hand。 ma’am”
2。Teacher:
Where were you born?
Hilarious Little Big Boy:
New York Sir
Teacher:
Which part?
Hilarious Little Big Boy:
All of me sir
3。Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching
Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They
argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the "blonde" employee: "
Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you
please pronounce where we are at... VERY SLOWLY?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said...
"Burrrrrrrr, Gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing" |
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