x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | | x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 2 这个多好笑啊！竟然不Mark。是不是看不清。贴一个text: (J Point 在最后一句）
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and
asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since
you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie
, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them
behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains
to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher.
Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, ' Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the
worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet
voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send
you both to the electric chair.'
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: 自找麻烦。
| s***s
发帖数: 4329 | | x**********s
发帖数: 6296 | | l**y
发帖数: 2103 | | T*********k
发帖数: 1767 | 6 haha
and
since
lie
brains
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: 这个多好笑啊！竟然不Mark。是不是看不清。贴一个text: (J Point 在最后一句）
: Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't
: prepared for the answer.
: In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
: witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and
: asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
: She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since
: you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie
: , you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them
: behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains
| r***u
发帖数: 102 | | x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 8 老奶奶上法庭
在没有准备好的情况下，律师最好不要向老奶奶提问。 在一次审判中，一个南方小镇
的起诉律师请他的第一位证人，一位老奶奶模样的老妇出庭。他靠近老奶奶，然后问道
：“琼斯小姐，你认识我吗？”老奶奶答道： “废话，是的，我当然认识你，威廉姆
先生，你还是个小屁孩儿的时候我就认识你了，坦白地说，你让我失望透顶。你撒谎，
你背着妻子偷腥，你捉弄人，还背地里说他们的坏话。你自以为是大拿，但实际上你连
自己都不知道你只不过是一个一名不文的小文员而已。是的，我认识你。” 这名律师
被雷呆了。在不知所措的情况下，他指着房间另一侧问道：“琼斯小姐，你认识辩护律
师吗？” 老奶奶又回答道：“废话，是的，我认识。我也在布拉德利先生还是个小屁
孩儿的时候就认识他了。他懒惰，固执，而且还酗酒。他不能和任何人建立正常关系。
整个州就属他的法律实践最糟糕了。更别提他曾瞒着她的妻子和三个女人有染，其中就
有你老婆。是的，我认识他。” 此时辩护律师已经奄奄一息了。 法官把两名律师叫道
跟前，然后用非常低的声音说道：“如果你们两个蠢货有谁敢问她认不认识我，我就把
你们俩一块儿送上电椅。”
【在 x**********s 的大作中提到】
: 翻译过来吧
| s*****l
发帖数: 7106 | | b*****x
发帖数: 1327 | 10 这个太好笑了。我肚子又抽筋了！
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: 自找麻烦。
| u***n
发帖数: 21026 | |
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