x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 1 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.' | v***t
发帖数: 27100 | 2 靠
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
: make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
: blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
: 'Yes,' the class said.
: 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
: position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
: A little fellow shouted,
: 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
| a***h
发帖数: 1222 | 3 didn't get it
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
: make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
: blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
: 'Yes,' the class said.
: 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
: position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
: A little fellow shouted,
: 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
| x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 4 The blood goes to her face but not feet--because her brain is empty. Get it?
【在 a***h 的大作中提到】
: didn't get it
| v***t
发帖数: 27100 | 5 再想想
【在 a***h 的大作中提到】
: didn't get it
| a***h
发帖数: 1222 | 6 now i get it. i am dumb.
it?
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: The blood goes to her face but not feet--because her brain is empty. Get it?
| v***t
发帖数: 27100 | 7 继续
it?
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: The blood goes to her face but not feet--because her brain is empty. Get it?
| N***m
发帖数: 4460 | 8 en, just say you are empty.
【在 a***h 的大作中提到】
: now i get it. i am dumb.
:
: it?
| v***t
发帖数: 27100 | 9 老师您好
【在 a***h 的大作中提到】
: now i get it. i am dumb.
:
: it?
| B*****s
发帖数: 508 | 10 head is empty--sb
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
: make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
: blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
: 'Yes,' the class said.
: 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
: position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
: A little fellow shouted,
: 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
| x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 11 because your feet are not empty.
Just kidding.
【在 a***h 的大作中提到】
: now i get it. i am dumb.
:
: it?
| k****e
发帖数: 4262 | 12 hehe
the
face.'
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
: make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
: blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
: 'Yes,' the class said.
: 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
: position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
: A little fellow shouted,
: 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
| a***h
发帖数: 1222 | 13 yeah. I have a thing that is totally full of blood.
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: because your feet are not empty.
: Just kidding.
| r*********e
发帖数: 29495 | 14 空脑壳?!
【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
: make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
: blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
: 'Yes,' the class said.
: 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
: position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
: A little fellow shouted,
: 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
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