r*********n
发帖数: 216 | 1 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
and yelling like the passengers
in his car.
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
you with experience.
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
8、Hav | S******a
发帖数: 2369 | | s*****m
发帖数: 8094 | 3 没有100也有50遍了吧，尤其是3，虽然很好笑，但已经脸部肌肉抽筋笑不出来了。
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【在 r*********n 的大作中提到】
: 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
: and yelling like the passengers
: in his car.
: 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
: you with experience.
: 4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
: 5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
: 6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
: 7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
: 8、Hav
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