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【 以下文字转载自 Programming 讨论区 】
【 原文由 ayanami 所发表 】
See the thing is that Sun, being the wise company it is has taken java to a
new level by adding the JSAPI (Java Sex API). Some of the new packages
include:
* javax.sex.bondage
* javax.sex.beastiality
* javax.sex.toys
* javax.sex.masturbation
Fortunately the Java sandbox makes the sex API's perfectly safe. It explicitly
blocks execution of the getPregnant() method of the Woman class which is a
definite plus. It's this sort of well th
f***o
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unable to figure out how to make sex packages by itself, MS is studying
JSAPI very hard and hopefully will release its own copy in half a year.
as usual, the published API are obfuscated to frustrate the 3rd party
programmer, and there are attractive features that once used will leave
uncleaned sex garbages. the sex activities written in MSAPI are expected
to pause, abort, freeze, crash, explode, at any unpredictable time.

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: 【 以下文字转载自 Programming 讨论区 】
: 【 原文由 ayanami 所发表 】
: See the thing is that Sun, being the wise company it is has taken java to a
: new level by adding the JSAPI (Java Sex API). Some of the new packages
: include:
: * javax.sex.bondage
: * javax.sex.beastiality
: * javax.sex.toys
: * javax.sex.masturbation
: Fortunately the Java sandbox makes the sex API's perfectly safe. It explicitly

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