w*****2
发帖数: 1458 | 1 This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a
gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling
up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger
window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?" | a*****n
发帖数: 439 | 2 best of 2016!
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【在 w*****2 的大作中提到】
: This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
: I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a
: gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling
: up her car at the next pump.
: She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger
: window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
: Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
: I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
| m**********s
发帖数: 754 | 3 2 thumbs up
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【在 w*****2 的大作中提到】
: This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
: I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a
: gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling
: up her car at the next pump.
: She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger
: window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
: Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
: I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
| a***x
发帖数: 26368 | 4 tooooooooooooold!
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【在 w*****2 的大作中提到】
: This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.
: I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a
: gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling
: up her car at the next pump.
: She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger
: window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
: Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
: I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
| b*****x
发帖数: 3786 | 5 Haha.... thats hilarious! | m***y
发帖数: 14763 | 6 嗯,现在都进化到thought for a few seconds and asked了.
老汉最初听到这个笑话时,这一段都是好长时间的复杂的思想斗争,通常占到整个笑话的
60%~80%,取决于讲笑话的人自身的素质和水平.现在就几秒种,道德沦丧啊
【在 a***x 的大作中提到】
: tooooooooooooold!
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| b*****x
发帖数: 3786 | 7 wouldn't that ruin the punch line?
【在 m***y 的大作中提到】
: 嗯,现在都进化到thought for a few seconds and asked了.
: 老汉最初听到这个笑话时,这一段都是好长时间的复杂的思想斗争,通常占到整个笑话的
: 60%~80%,取决于讲笑话的人自身的素质和水平.现在就几秒种,道德沦丧啊
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