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发帖数: 6011 | 1 A Californian, a Texan, and a New Yorker, attending a convention in a little
town just outside Las Vegas, were standing in a seedy bar enjoying a few
drinks.
The Californian grabbed his wine spritzer, knocked it back in one gulp, then
he threw the glass against the back wall, smashing it to pieces. He told
the other startled drinkers that the standard of living was so high in
California that they never drank out of the same glass twice.
Next the New Yorker finished drinking his Manhattan, and threw his glass
against the back wall. He loudly proclaimed that in New York not only were
they all are rich from banking and imports, he too never drank out of the
same glass twice.
Next the Texan drank his beer, drew a revolver, and shot the Californian and
the New Yorker.
As he was returning the gun to his holster, he told the wide-eyed bartender
that in Texas they had so many New Yorkers and Californians that they never
had to drink with the same ones twice. | S**********s
发帖数: 4534 | 2 I hope the dead Californian is Mexican. | H******S
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