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发帖数: 11281 | 1 CALIFORNIA: The Governor of? California is jogging with his dog along a
nature trail. A coyote jumps? out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects? upon the movie “Bambi”
and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is? only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control. Animal Control? captures the coyote and bills
the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500? for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects? the dead dog and bills the
State $200 for testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends? $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting his? bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for? 6 months while Fish & Game conducts
a $100,000 survey to? make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds to? implement a “coyote
awareness” program for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million? to study how to better treat
rabies and how to permanently? eradicate the? disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor’s security agent is? fired for not stopping the attack
somehow and for letting the? Governor attempt to intervene.
9. Additional cost to State of California:? $75,000 to hire and train a new
security agent with additional special? training re: the nature of coyotes.
10. PETA protests the coyote’s? relocation and files suit against the State.
TEXAS: The Governor of Texas is? jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A Coyote jumps out, bites? the Governor’s leather boot, and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued? pistol and keeps
jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP? hollow
point cartridge.
2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, boys and girls, is why California is? broke………..And, more
importantly, why too much government? doesn’t work. |
T********e
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k**********i
发帖数: 8706 | |
h******d
发帖数: 4761 | 4 逼我学英文呀！
加州已经没有所谓的西部开拓者的精神了。
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natural.
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【在 x*7 的大作中提到】
: CALIFORNIA: The Governor of? California is jogging with his dog along a
: nature trail. A coyote jumps? out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.
: 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects? upon the movie “Bambi”
: and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is? only doing what is natural.
: 2. He calls animal control. Animal Control? captures the coyote and bills
: the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500? for relocating it.
: 3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects? the dead dog and bills the
: State $200 for testing it for diseases.
: 4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends? $3,500 getting checked for
: diseases from the coyote and on getting his? bite wound bandaged.
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s***d
发帖数: 973 | 5 I think he used a .380ACP, not .45 ACP to shoot the cayote |
C*******r
发帖数: 10345 | 6 Ruger LCP 380口袋枪
【在 s***d 的大作中提到】
: I think he used a .380ACP, not .45 ACP to shoot the cayote
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a***a
发帖数: 8941 | |
s**e
发帖数: 395 | 8 Add this to Texas solution:
Ruger realized the opportunity, and out came the Ruger 380 Coyote Special!
Now, higher sale, higher tax revenue.....
”
natural.
【在 x*7 的大作中提到】
: CALIFORNIA: The Governor of? California is jogging with his dog along a
: nature trail. A coyote jumps? out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.
: 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects? upon the movie “Bambi”
: and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is? only doing what is natural.
: 2. He calls animal control. Animal Control? captures the coyote and bills
: the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500? for relocating it.
: 3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects? the dead dog and bills the
: State $200 for testing it for diseases.
: 4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends? $3,500 getting checked for
: diseases from the coyote and on getting his? bite wound bandaged.
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H******S
发帖数: 6011 | 9 嗯，Perry是这么做过。不过我还是认为Texas不够gun friendly. |
x*7
发帖数: 11281 | 10 Texas还不够啊，PRKinian躲在角落里哭泣。。。。 |
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a***a
发帖数: 8941 | 11 Open carry is not allowed in Texas :( |
b*****e
发帖数: 5133 | 12 这点是不爽。
CA，TX两头大家折中一下，都去AZ吧，哈哈。
【在 a***a 的大作中提到】
: Open carry is not allowed in Texas :(
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f****t
发帖数: 15913 | 13 AZ allows open carry. AZ police questions anyone that looks like an illegal
immigrant. AZ is further on the red side than TX.
【在 b*****e 的大作中提到】
: 这点是不爽。
: CA，TX两头大家折中一下，都去AZ吧，哈哈。
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H****r
发帖数: 16240 | 14 今天在gander mountain看到这支卡幼体版LCP
比正常版的居然还便宜20刀
【在 s**e 的大作中提到】
: Add this to Texas solution:
: Ruger realized the opportunity, and out came the Ruger 380 Coyote Special!
: Now, higher sale, higher tax revenue.....
:
: ”
: natural.
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g*****h
发帖数: 642 | 15 wk, 你还有精神上来灌水文...
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.3
【在 T********e 的大作中提到】
: LOL! 好文！
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x*7
发帖数: 11281 | 16 open carry也没有什么用啊，PRK更是连opencarry都给办了
【在 a***a 的大作中提到】
: Open carry is not allowed in Texas :(
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a***a
发帖数: 8941 | 17 有用，如果允许open carry, 那么万一CCW的时候露出来一点，也不违法
尤其俺们德州这地方，天热，CCW很不容易
【在 x*7 的大作中提到】
: open carry也没有什么用啊，PRK更是连opencarry都给办了
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