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发帖数: 1750 | 1 bn官网有老美贴了个吐槽诗
http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/5889800625
然后nga有人给翻成了中文
千金一掷入仙山
乐尽苦兴两茫然
屠魔但求无价宝
岂料珠玑化纸幡
夙兴夜寐技精进
财帛过手付商君
力微资少无奈何
仙家拍手称其欲
吾有一计专为卿
唯今必先获神兵
商肆奇货待价沽
值高汝知不相宜？
力有不堪慎勿省
黄白之物切莫惜
若实艰难无筹处
挥泪出山往别居
谢卿昔日勤进香
仙家自有金玉堂
奇珍异宝不胜数
哪得闲思为卿忙
或念尔等非为轻
无有供奉我亦惊
卿之苦辛皆同感
可惜仙凡不同行
Click a barrel and pay the fee
fun for you is not to be
Slay a monster to get the loot
The stuff you get ain't worth a hoot
Level up to get more skills
The gold you earn pays repair bills
You say you can't earn more money?
That's the way we want it honey
But wait, I have a solution for you
to upgrade your gear and see you through
to the Auction House you must go
Prices are high, well what do you know?
Can't afford it, don't be disillusioned
pay us more money for the solution
and if that doesn't work one more thing to try
uninstall and have a good cry
So thank you for your hard earned cash
We at Blizzard have a very large stash
We like to count it everyday
Too busy counting to actually play
But you the player is the important thing
Without your love we cannot sing
About the toils and troubles we all share
Oh wait, we're Blizzard, we don't care | z****8
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