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Game版 - cocoon 虫♂是虾米意思
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c****3
发帖数: 6038
1
为什么要强调是公的?
T*R
发帖数: 25894
2
大概就是这个意思:
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the
mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old
daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the
pickup in the windshield and flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."
The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says.
"That bug sure had a big dick."
c****3
发帖数: 6038
3
好吧!

the
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,

【在 T*R 的大作中提到】
: 大概就是这个意思:
: A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
: fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the
: mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.
: Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old
: daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the
: pickup in the windshield and flies off.
: Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"
: Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
: the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

c****n
发帖数: 21367
4
♂是分隔符

【在 c****3 的大作中提到】
: 为什么要强调是公的?
k*x
发帖数: 1829
5
lol
my question is: how did you know?!

the
!?"
,

【在 T*R 的大作中提到】
: 大概就是这个意思:
: A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable
: fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the
: mans penis and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.
: Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old
: daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the
: pickup in the windshield and flies off.
: Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that ?!?"
: Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age,
: the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

T*R
发帖数: 25894
6
wild guess.

【在 k*x 的大作中提到】
: lol
: my question is: how did you know?!
:
: the
: !?"
: ,

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