w******g 发帖数: 2047 | 1 nt regarding his future. Well, it appears as though the wait is over, as the two-time Super Bowl champ released the following statement just minute ago: “I know you’ve all been waiting for me to make an announcement regarding my future plans. After thinking long and hard about it for the past 24 hours, consulting with my family, friends, teammates, Broncos owner John Elway, and, of course, Papa John, I’ve come to a decision: “I will be taking my talents to Dallas to help bring Jerry Jones and the
Everyone’s been sitting patiently, waiting for Peyton Manning to make an
announcement regarding his future.
Well, it appears as though the wait is over, as the two-time Super Bowl
champ released the following statement just minute ago:
“I know you’ve all been waiting for me to make an announcement regarding
my future plans. After thinking long and hard about it for the past 24
hours, consulting with my family, friends, teammates, Broncos owner John
Elway, and, of course, Papa John, I’ve come to a decision:
“I will be taking my talents to Dallas to help bring Jerry Jones and the
Cowboys a Vincent Lombardi Trophy.”
According to sources, Manning spoke at length with Jones on Monday, and the
two agreed that it only makes sense for the man they call “The Sheriff” to
end his career in the state of Texas. Peyton also said that he welcomed
the opportunity to play in the same division as his brother, Eli, especially
after seeing the Giants quarterback’s reaction to the Broncos’ Super Bowl
victory as he looked on from his box at Levi’s Stadium.
In his statement, Manning also mentions Papa John’s influence on his
decision:
“We’ve had a great deal of success selling our pizzas in Colorado. But
after speaking with Papa John himself, we feel that it’s time to grow our
business elsewhere, and Arlington seems like the perfect location. It’ll
be tough without the same marijuana laws in our favor, but I hear everything
is bigger in Texas, including the people. And if there’s one thing I know
for sure, it’s that fat people LOVE pizza.
“And plus, Jerry’s already guaranteed he’d sell over 100, 000 slices per
home game. That’s huge!”
When reached for comment, Jerry Jones said, “We’re looking forward to
having Peyton in a Cowboys uniform. He’ll be a perfect mentor to back-up
Johnny Manziel, whom we plan on acquiring by trading Tony Romo to the Browns
.”
Asked why he wouldn’t try to get more value for Romo, Jones replied, “
Because that would take too much time and effort–time and effort that will
be better spent planning the route for our Super Bowl victory parade, or
figuring out how I’m gonna sell all that f*cking Papa John’s pizza at my
stadium.” | k****e 发帖数: 2758 | 2 fat people LOVE pizza. === words would never come out of Peyton's mouth
【在 w******g 的大作中提到】 : nt regarding his future. Well, it appears as though the wait is over, as the two-time Super Bowl champ released the following statement just minute ago: “I know you’ve all been waiting for me to make an announcement regarding my future plans. After thinking long and hard about it for the past 24 hours, consulting with my family, friends, teammates, Broncos owner John Elway, and, of course, Papa John, I’ve come to a decision: “I will be taking my talents to Dallas to help bring Jerry Jones and the : Everyone’s been sitting patiently, waiting for Peyton Manning to make an : announcement regarding his future. : Well, it appears as though the wait is over, as the two-time Super Bowl : champ released the following statement just minute ago: : “I know you’ve all been waiting for me to make an announcement regarding : my future plans. After thinking long and hard about it for the past 24 : hours, consulting with my family, friends, teammates, Broncos owner John : Elway, and, of course, Papa John, I’ve come to a decision: : “I will be taking my talents to Dallas to help bring Jerry Jones and the
| w*********s 发帖数: 8428 | | c******n 发帖数: 7263 | 4 这个调调太母狮了,应该是假的
[在 willhung (黄威廉) 的大作中提到:]
:Everyone’s been sitting patiently, waiting for Peyton Manning to make an
:announcement regarding his future.
:........... | l**k 发帖数: 1755 | 5 啥叫应该是假的,一股子对manning和牛仔浓浓的恨意哈哈。不知道是panther 还是
Giants的扇子。 | s******r 发帖数: 21961 | | s**x 发帖数: 468 | 7 Huge! a perfect mentor to back-up Johnny Manziel!!! | b**********0 发帖数: 810 | 8 老老实实退休,去田纳西当小股东,顺便带一下马里奥达 | s****e 发帖数: 5429 | 9 应该是假的吧,长篇累牍地讲卖披萨。
【在 w******g 的大作中提到】 : nt regarding his future. Well, it appears as though the wait is over, as the two-time Super Bowl champ released the following statement just minute ago: “I know you’ve all been waiting for me to make an announcement regarding my future plans. After thinking long and hard about it for the past 24 hours, consulting with my family, friends, teammates, Broncos owner John Elway, and, of course, Papa John, I’ve come to a decision: “I will be taking my talents to Dallas to help bring Jerry Jones and the : Everyone’s been sitting patiently, waiting for Peyton Manning to make an : announcement regarding his future. : Well, it appears as though the wait is over, as the two-time Super Bowl : champ released the following statement just minute ago: : “I know you’ve all been waiting for me to make an announcement regarding : my future plans. After thinking long and hard about it for the past 24 : hours, consulting with my family, friends, teammates, Broncos owner John : Elway, and, of course, Papa John, I’ve come to a decision: : “I will be taking my talents to Dallas to help bring Jerry Jones and the
| b*****n 发帖数: 2333 | 10 Asked why he wouldn’t try to get more value for Romo, Jones replied, “
Because that would take too much time and effort–time and effort that will
be better spent planning the route for our Super Bowl victory parade, or
figuring out how I’m gonna sell all that f*cking Papa John’s pizza at my
stadium.”
哈哈 | w******g 发帖数: 2047 | 11 Of course this is a satire
【在 s****e 的大作中提到】 : 应该是假的吧,长篇累牍地讲卖披萨。
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