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Here is what TMQ asked Santa to leave each NFL team under its tree on
Christmas morning:
Arizona Cardinals: The same thing TMQ asked Santa to leave the Cardinals
last time around: a time machine to return to 2008.
Atlanta Falcons: A playoff victory for Tony Gonzalez, who in a long,
illustrious career has never walked off the field victorious in the
postseason.
Baltimore Ravens: Some Mount Union sports apparel. The Purple Raiders just
won the Division III football title, a good omen for the NFL's purple-clad
team.
Buffalo Bills: More excuses. For a decade, Bills coaches and management have
been all about making excuses.
Carolina Panthers: Some Auburn Tigers sports apparel, to remind Cam Newton
of when things were going better.
Chicago Bears: Future games to be played under scrimmage rules in which the
opponent can send out only its offense and the Bears can send out only their
defense.
Cincinnati Bengals: Ken Anderson, Cris Collinsworth, Pete Johnson and
Anthony Munoz to attend the first back-to-back Bengals postseason appearance
since their playing days.
Cleveland Browns: Training camp held at the Pilot Flying J truck stop in
Avon, Ohio, in epic cross-promotion.
Dallas Cowboys: Texas will secede from the United States and form a nation
dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of football.
Denver Broncos: Miracle regimen of green tea, raspberry extract and acai
that keeps Peyton Manning young.
Detroit Lions: A page, so they could all be on the same one.
Green Bay Packers: NFL switches to seven-on-seven rules.
Houston Texans: Assurance that T.J. Yates will not be the quarterback in
this year's playoffs.
Indianapolis Colts: Three words: worst to first.
Jacksonville Jaguars: Tim Tebow. Unless owner Shahid Khan bungles his second
chance at the most popular football player in Jacksonville history.
Jersey/A: A Gatorade bucket no larger than a Michael Bloomberg-approved 16
ounces for the New York Giants.
Jersey/B: Tim Tebow. No, wait, New York Jets coach Rex Ryan already decided
he would rather be fired than win a game with Tebow.
Kansas City Chiefs: A free root canal for all season-ticket holders, since
right now getting a root canal is more pleasant than watching the Chiefs
play.
Miami Dolphins: Anyone chosen at random from the Dade County phone book to
replace Jeff Ireland.
Minnesota Vikings: Two-hundred-and-eight rushing yards for Adrian Peterson.
New England Patriots: Bill Belichick gets to tear up that contract he signed
with the devil.
New Orleans Saints: A Mardi Gras float that looks like Roger Goodell.
Philadelphia Eagles: Franchise wakes up from the Dream Team.
Pittsburgh Steelers: Bruce Arians comes back.
Oakland Raiders: Return Carson Palmer to Cincinnati, receive damage deposit
back.
San Diego Chargers: The weather is perfect, there are girls in bikinis along
the endless beach -- dude, did you say something about football?
San Francisco 49ers: The new stadium completed before California declares
bankruptcy.
Seattle: The replacement officials will work any Seahawks playoff games.
St. Louis Rams: Overtime wages in future overtime games.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Copy of this book for Greg Schiano.
Tennessee Titans: Version of "Madden 13" in which Peyton Manning is the
Titans' quarterback and the team color is orange.
Washington Redskins: A "III" after the name of every player, for branding
purposes. |
