H****t
发帖数: 2542 | 1 Top 10 sports contenders for Kim Kardashian's new boyfriend
http://www.mercurynews.com/mark-purdy/ci_19248365
My top 10 suggestions, in no particular order:
1. Tiger Woods. No explanation necessary.
2. Nelson Cruz. If the Texas Rangers outfielder won't go to the wall for
Kardashian, would there be fireworks?
3. Philip Rivers. Hilarity ensues when the Chargers' quarterback tries to
take out the garbage but can't handle the snap-tab on the sack and drops it.
4. Alex Ovechkin. Can't wait for the episode when the gloves are dropped and
they throw Russian strudel at each other.
5. Frank McCourt. The Dodgers' dashingly destitute owner has reached an
agreement to sell the team and divorce his wife--he's got nothing but free
time!
6. JaMarcus Russell. Even more free time on his hands than McCourt.
7. Bobby Knight. Yes, the May-December aspect is creepy. But it enables me
to write this line: The wedding gift register will include six sets of
chairs, to cover future breakage.
8. Dennis Rodman. No, wait, he already did this same show
with Carmen Electra.
9. The BCS bowl presidents. Just because I wish them nothing but misery.
10. Kris Humphries. Because you just know the reconciliation is coming --
and as every boxing promoter knows, the rematch always draws bigger ratings. | l*x
发帖数: 14021 | 2 Brett Favre, apparently they both like fake boobs and can't stay out of
spotlight.
it.
and
【在 H****t 的大作中提到】
: Top 10 sports contenders for Kim Kardashian's new boyfriend
: http://www.mercurynews.com/mark-purdy/ci_19248365
: My top 10 suggestions, in no particular order:
: 1. Tiger Woods. No explanation necessary.
: 2. Nelson Cruz. If the Texas Rangers outfielder won't go to the wall for
: Kardashian, would there be fireworks?
: 3. Philip Rivers. Hilarity ensues when the Chargers' quarterback tries to
: take out the garbage but can't handle the snap-tab on the sack and drops it.
: 4. Alex Ovechkin. Can't wait for the episode when the gloves are dropped and
: they throw Russian strudel at each other.
| d*****1
发帖数: 1837 | 3 come on, i haven't heard Favre for months
【在 l*x 的大作中提到】
: Brett Favre, apparently they both like fake boobs and can't stay out of
: spotlight.
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: it.
: and
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