G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 1 This morning when I drove to work, I was dreaming fishing bass.
Suddenly a police car behind me flashed.
I was pulled over.
$100 ticket for this dream.
I didn't stop at the stop sign!
What a sad day. |
j******u
发帖数: 41683 | 2 patpat
注意安全啊。。。。
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: This morning when I drove to work, I was dreaming fishing bass.
: Suddenly a police car behind me flashed.
: I was pulled over.
: $100 ticket for this dream.
: I didn't stop at the stop sign!
: What a sad day.
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l**********n
发帖数: 5272 | 3 God bless me I was not at the intersection the moment you ignored the stop
sign ! |
j******u
发帖数: 41683 | 4 这个要看的，如果是你撞他侧面。。。。他就。。。。
【在 l**********n 的大作中提到】
: God bless me I was not at the intersection the moment you ignored the stop
: sign !
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G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 5 Forgot to mention. The stop sign was covered by a big truck.
And the police car hid just nearby the truck.
【在 j******u 的大作中提到】
: patpat
: 注意安全啊。。。。
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j******u
发帖数: 41683 | 6 嗯嗯。。。有点被钓鱼执法的意思。。。
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: Forgot to mention. The stop sign was covered by a big truck.
: And the police car hid just nearby the truck.
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J**********7
发帖数: 2619 | 7 你可以说：渔警大人，我渔证带着呢，干嘛罚我？
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: This morning when I drove to work, I was dreaming fishing bass.
: Suddenly a police car behind me flashed.
: I was pulled over.
: $100 ticket for this dream.
: I didn't stop at the stop sign!
: What a sad day.
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B*******d
发帖数: 1153 | 8 三年前有过一场车祸，一个家伙stop sign没停，被我撞上了，据他自己说在day
dreaming。还好限速35，人都没事，我的车花了1万刀修，对方保险公司付的。
如此算来，你的这个梦不算贵。 |
G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 9 really?
what a coincidence.
【在 B*******d 的大作中提到】
: 三年前有过一场车祸，一个家伙stop sign没停，被我撞上了，据他自己说在day
: dreaming。还好限速35，人都没事，我的车花了1万刀修，对方保险公司付的。
: 如此算来，你的这个梦不算贵。
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L*******9
发帖数: 3534 | 10 真便宜，德州真是啥都便宜。这要是搁加州，别说stop sign没听，就是没停死，也得
拿个200多的罚单。
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: This morning when I drove to work, I was dreaming fishing bass.
: Suddenly a police car behind me flashed.
: I was pulled over.
: $100 ticket for this dream.
: I didn't stop at the stop sign!
: What a sad day.
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L*******9
发帖数: 3534 | 11 一万刀修车？看来是豪车，不然保险公司定损的时候直接按totally全赔了。。。
【在 B*******d 的大作中提到】
: 三年前有过一场车祸，一个家伙stop sign没停，被我撞上了，据他自己说在day
: dreaming。还好限速35，人都没事，我的车花了1万刀修，对方保险公司付的。
: 如此算来，你的这个梦不算贵。
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w****a
发帖数: 1623 | 12 you are a lucky guy. One coworker's husband was killed when he did not stop
at a stop sign.
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: This morning when I drove to work, I was dreaming fishing bass.
: Suddenly a police car behind me flashed.
: I was pulled over.
: $100 ticket for this dream.
: I didn't stop at the stop sign!
: What a sad day.
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B*******d
发帖数: 1153 | 13 我也想total，可惜保险公司的policy是修车费<75% market value就不total。可怜我
的车从此有个车祸记录，只好自己一路开到底了。
【在 L*******9 的大作中提到】
: 一万刀修车？看来是豪车，不然保险公司定损的时候直接按totally全赔了。。。
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b**s
发帖数: 4571 | 14 你肯定没跟他讲英文，呵呵
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: This morning when I drove to work, I was dreaming fishing bass.
: Suddenly a police car behind me flashed.
: I was pulled over.
: $100 ticket for this dream.
: I didn't stop at the stop sign!
: What a sad day.
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G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 15 I did speak English with him.
But he asked me, "What language did you speak just now?"
【在 b**s 的大作中提到】
: 你肯定没跟他讲英文，呵呵
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L*******9
发帖数: 3534 | 16 哦，这，唉，那就凑合开吧。包子安慰。
【在 B*******d 的大作中提到】
: 我也想total，可惜保险公司的policy是修车费<75% market value就不total。可怜我
: 的车从此有个车祸记录，只好自己一路开到底了。
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L*******9
发帖数: 3534 | 17 LOL！真的假的？我现在搞不清是bass在调侃你还是你在忽悠俺们了。。。
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: I did speak English with him.
: But he asked me, "What language did you speak just now?"
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