G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 1 Lao wang loves fishing and makes a lot of friends.
But his memory is not good.
He couldn't remember his friend's names even
he is his very old friend.
One time I went fishing with Laowang. He went to another side of bank
for fishing. His cell phone ringed. He waved me to receive it.
It showed 'turtle' calling. I thought who the turtle was.
It was Lao Ba who is skilled at catching turtle.
Lao Ba is my friend too. So he smiled when I told him his name is
turtle in laowang's phonebook.
Lao Ba asked to find out Lao Liu's phone number.
I searched the whole phone book of Laowang but couldn't find it.
In laowang's phonebook, there are crappie, walleye, lmbass, smbass,whitebass
etc.
One guy is named hybrid. Who are in such bad luck to be named 'hybrid'?
I dialed the 'hybrid'. and my phone was ringing.
Gee, I was the one who is called 'hybrid' by laowang. |
t*******y
发帖数: 10477 | 2 You should thank him that he didn't name you sucker...
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: Lao wang loves fishing and makes a lot of friends.
: But his memory is not good.
: He couldn't remember his friend's names even
: he is his very old friend.
: One time I went fishing with Laowang. He went to another side of bank
: for fishing. His cell phone ringed. He waved me to receive it.
: It showed 'turtle' calling. I thought who the turtle was.
: It was Lao Ba who is skilled at catching turtle.
: Lao Ba is my friend too. So he smiled when I told him his name is
: turtle in laowang's phonebook.
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p****u
发帖数: 22764 | 3 Good one
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: Lao wang loves fishing and makes a lot of friends.
: But his memory is not good.
: He couldn't remember his friend's names even
: he is his very old friend.
: One time I went fishing with Laowang. He went to another side of bank
: for fishing. His cell phone ringed. He waved me to receive it.
: It showed 'turtle' calling. I thought who the turtle was.
: It was Lao Ba who is skilled at catching turtle.
: Lao Ba is my friend too. So he smiled when I told him his name is
: turtle in laowang's phonebook.
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c*****y
发帖数: 5747 | |
x*********u
发帖数: 744 | 5 超赞这个！
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: Lao wang loves fishing and makes a lot of friends.
: But his memory is not good.
: He couldn't remember his friend's names even
: he is his very old friend.
: One time I went fishing with Laowang. He went to another side of bank
: for fishing. His cell phone ringed. He waved me to receive it.
: It showed 'turtle' calling. I thought who the turtle was.
: It was Lao Ba who is skilled at catching turtle.
: Lao Ba is my friend too. So he smiled when I told him his name is
: turtle in laowang's phonebook.
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i****r
发帖数: 1797 | 6 you made my day man...
【在 t*******y 的大作中提到】
: You should thank him that he didn't name you sucker...
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w*******n
发帖数: 3579 | 7 有意思
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: Lao wang loves fishing and makes a lot of friends.
: But his memory is not good.
: He couldn't remember his friend's names even
: he is his very old friend.
: One time I went fishing with Laowang. He went to another side of bank
: for fishing. His cell phone ringed. He waved me to receive it.
: It showed 'turtle' calling. I thought who the turtle was.
: It was Lao Ba who is skilled at catching turtle.
: Lao Ba is my friend too. So he smiled when I told him his name is
: turtle in laowang's phonebook.
|
w*******n
发帖数: 3579 | 8 LOL
What will happen if Lao Wang accidentally input crap as crappie?
【在 t*******y 的大作中提到】
: You should thank him that he didn't name you sucker...
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d****r
发帖数: 911 | |
L*******9
发帖数: 3534 | 10 哈哈，I love the end so much! |
e********g
发帖数: 2524 | 11 so funny
【在 G***G 的大作中提到】
: Lao wang loves fishing and makes a lot of friends.
: But his memory is not good.
: He couldn't remember his friend's names even
: he is his very old friend.
: One time I went fishing with Laowang. He went to another side of bank
: for fishing. His cell phone ringed. He waved me to receive it.
: It showed 'turtle' calling. I thought who the turtle was.
: It was Lao Ba who is skilled at catching turtle.
: Lao Ba is my friend too. So he smiled when I told him his name is
: turtle in laowang's phonebook.
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