w**b
发帖数: 89 | 1 纪念他的周年
Dear Mr. Dean,
At your request, the Tenure Evaluation Committee has once more reevaluated
Mr. J C's application.
We regret to inform you that, after careful analysis, the Committee
unanimously resolved to uphold the original recommendation. We repeat below
the reasons that led us to this decision --- including several points which,
in a misguided attempt to preserve academic decorum and the Candidate's
reputation, we had chosen to omit from the original report.
He had only one major publication. It wasn't written in English. It wasn't
published in a referred journal,it has no references, it lacks a review of
previous work,... and does not even mention alternative approaches to the
problem. Its many sweeping claims were not backed by formal proofs. There is
evidence that some parts of the text were plagiarized. Some even doubt that
He wrote it Himself.
He performed His chief experiment only once, with no control experiments. It
is still not clear whether His experiment succeeded at all. Some of His
acts caused extensive environmental damage and major property loss. He
neglected to keep a lab notebook.
He did not provide any error analysis or confidence intervals. He did not
use standard metric units. His description of the experiment omitted
essential details. He cheated by deleting any subjects whose behavior did
not fit His model.
The scientific community had a hard time replicating His results.
He encouraged, and apparently enjoyed, the pointless cruel sacrifice of
animals. He experimented with human subjects without Ethics Board's approval.
He was idle for many years, and only started working one week before the
deadline. He did not get any government or industrial support for His
project. In fact, he has never written a single grant proposal.
He never served on any committees, and never attended a faculty meeting.
He was never awarded a doctoral degree, not even an honorary one. He would
not tolerate criticism or discordant opinions. His difficult personality has
prevented effective collaboration with His peers.
He had His first two grad students expelled, for sheer professional
jealously. Since that incident, He couldn't or wouldn't recruit any new grad
students.
His research lab has been deserted and inactive for ages. Throughout His
entire career, He taught only one course...... whose syllabus can be reduced
to ten trivial rules-of-thumb. In fact, after the first lecture He hardly
showed up in class. There are reports that He once sent His Son to teach the
class. His lectures were lots of high-sounding talk with little technical
substance. His practical demos were often too dangerous to students.
Students were forced to use His own textbook, which is quite old and lacks
exercises. Most students felt that His grading was too harsh and unfair. He
was a slow grader and often wouldn't give students any feedback until it was
too late.
He insisted on using only pass/fail grades instead of the standard A-F
system. He would not grade on a curve, and once He flunked all of His
students but one ...... to whom He had previously revealed the exam's
content.
He didn't keep a homepage and didn't read His email. His office hours were
infrequent and were often held in inconvenient locations. He violated the
honor system by being omnipresent even during examinations. He made some
rude and demeaning remarks about students who failed His tests. He used
obsolete teaching methods, such as peer pressure and guilt manipulation. He
even resorted to physical punishment. His controversial views on race and
sex could have harmed the university's image. He showed some creativity once
, it's true; but what has He done since then?
Respectfully yours,
(original signed by TEC Chairman) |
L***s
发帖数: 9258 | 2 只有一篇非英文journal的AP是优秀的AP?
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which,
【在 w**b 的大作中提到】
: 纪念他的周年
: Dear Mr. Dean,
: At your request, the Tenure Evaluation Committee has once more reevaluated
: Mr. J C's application.
: We regret to inform you that, after careful analysis, the Committee
: unanimously resolved to uphold the original recommendation. We repeat below
: the reasons that led us to this decision --- including several points which,
: in a misguided attempt to preserve academic decorum and the Candidate's
: reputation, we had chosen to omit from the original report.
: He had only one major publication. It wasn't written in English. It wasn't
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l*******s
发帖数: 3562 | 3 那可是希伯来文的Journal
【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 只有一篇非英文journal的AP是优秀的AP?
:
: below
: which,
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v*****e
发帖数: 134 | 4 如果这信５０％的内容为真，这个AP应该先自尽了。 |
l*******s
发帖数: 3562 | 5 100%为真啊
【在 v*****e 的大作中提到】
: 如果这信５０％的内容为真，这个AP应该先自尽了。
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h*****w
发帖数: 8561 | 6 题目把“优秀”去掉就对了，我这个小破学校已经拒了我在的系连续两个AP的tenure，
都比这个信里的这位要强，也不能说啥也不干铁饭碗就掉下来了吧。 |
w**b
发帖数: 89 | 7 可惜啊，这哥们是个好人，能折腾，会忽悠
【在 h*****w 的大作中提到】
: 题目把“优秀”去掉就对了，我这个小破学校已经拒了我在的系连续两个AP的tenure，
: 都比这个信里的这位要强，也不能说啥也不干铁饭碗就掉下来了吧。
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s**********e
发帖数: 33562 | |
L***s
发帖数: 9258 | 9 怎么证明能折腾会忽悠？
funding大把，paper无数？
【在 w**b 的大作中提到】
: 可惜啊，这哥们是个好人，能折腾，会忽悠
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s**********e
发帖数: 33562 | 10 看看LZ以往发的帖子，基本可以鉴定是行为艺术。 |
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a***9
发帖数: 1884 | |
a***9
发帖数: 1884 | 12 我也觉得这个ID眼熟, 好象经常发扯蛋东西的, 似乎换了个头象, 原来是不是一个带钢
盔或者安全帽的?
【在 s**********e 的大作中提到】
: 看看LZ以往发的帖子，基本可以鉴定是行为艺术。
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l*******s
发帖数: 3562 | 13 人家信徒几十亿，还不会忽悠？
【在 L***s 的大作中提到】
: 怎么证明能折腾会忽悠？
: funding大把，paper无数？
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w********h
发帖数: 12367 | 14 Jesus Christ
below
which,
【在 w**b 的大作中提到】
: 纪念他的周年
: Dear Mr. Dean,
: At your request, the Tenure Evaluation Committee has once more reevaluated
: Mr. J C's application.
: We regret to inform you that, after careful analysis, the Committee
: unanimously resolved to uphold the original recommendation. We repeat below
: the reasons that led us to this decision --- including several points which,
: in a misguided attempt to preserve academic decorum and the Candidate's
: reputation, we had chosen to omit from the original report.
: He had only one major publication. It wasn't written in English. It wasn't
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l*******s
发帖数: 3562 | 15 你们怎么都这么没有幽默感？
这说的是Mr. Jesus Christ啊
【在 s**********e 的大作中提到】
: 看看LZ以往发的帖子，基本可以鉴定是行为艺术。
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s**********e
发帖数: 33562 | |
P*****t
发帖数: 4978 | 17 呵呵。
【在 l*******s 的大作中提到】
: 你们怎么都这么没有幽默感？
: 这说的是Mr. Jesus Christ啊
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L***s
发帖数: 9258 | 18 我也猜明白。
【在 s**********e 的大作中提到】
: 啊，明白了。
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w********h
发帖数: 12367 | 19 话说耶稣应该是有博士学位的。
出生的时候就有来自东方的三位博士觐见，
然后成年后，据说留学印度，想来应该获得前面那三位博士同等的学历，
然后海龟谋取教职，不仅上课上得好，而且试验轰动，不能重现也许是你实验条件不行，
或者实验操作技能太差，人家成果虽暂时不能证实，但你也不太能证伪呀。。。
耶稣教授还带了13个博士生和其他小本小硕，虽然不幸犹大同学转了课题组，
但仍然有12位博士毕业并且若干还当上了faculty，还有众多学术后代。
创作虽少，但毕竟嘛，和4位博士生的合著也算高引用文章，
参考文献怎么没有？旧约是什么？
service更不用提了，耶稣教授不仅积极服务于社区，救助病患，还热心清扫圣殿，
这样的青年教授，不给tenure不能够啊。。。。
below
which,
【在 w**b 的大作中提到】
: 纪念他的周年
: Dear Mr. Dean,
: At your request, the Tenure Evaluation Committee has once more reevaluated
: Mr. J C's application.
: We regret to inform you that, after careful analysis, the Committee
: unanimously resolved to uphold the original recommendation. We repeat below
: the reasons that led us to this decision --- including several points which,
: in a misguided attempt to preserve academic decorum and the Candidate's
: reputation, we had chosen to omit from the original report.
: He had only one major publication. It wasn't written in English. It wasn't
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s******y
发帖数: 28562 | 20 文章里面说的明明是耶稣博士的爸爸
行，
【在 w********h 的大作中提到】
: 话说耶稣应该是有博士学位的。
: 出生的时候就有来自东方的三位博士觐见，
: 然后成年后，据说留学印度，想来应该获得前面那三位博士同等的学历，
: 然后海龟谋取教职，不仅上课上得好，而且试验轰动，不能重现也许是你实验条件不行，
: 或者实验操作技能太差，人家成果虽暂时不能证实，但你也不太能证伪呀。。。
: 耶稣教授还带了13个博士生和其他小本小硕，虽然不幸犹大同学转了课题组，
: 但仍然有12位博士毕业并且若干还当上了faculty，还有众多学术后代。
: 创作虽少，但毕竟嘛，和4位博士生的合著也算高引用文章，
: 参考文献怎么没有？旧约是什么？
: service更不用提了，耶稣教授不仅积极服务于社区，救助病患，还热心清扫圣殿，
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v*****e
发帖数: 134 | 21 不是没幽默感 是智商不够 硬没看出来
你们怎么都这么没有幽默感？这说的是Mr. Jesus Christ啊
【在 l*******s 的大作中提到】
: 你们怎么都这么没有幽默感？
: 这说的是Mr. Jesus Christ啊
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h*****w
发帖数: 8561 | 22 是啊，我发现自己独立以后变了弱智了许多。。。
【在 v*****e 的大作中提到】
: 不是没幽默感 是智商不够 硬没看出来
:
: 你们怎么都这么没有幽默感？这说的是Mr. Jesus Christ啊
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w********h
发帖数: 12367 | 23 你真小白阿。。。
【在 s******y 的大作中提到】
: 文章里面说的明明是耶稣博士的爸爸
:
: 行，
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T*******g
发帖数: 2322 | 24 我也觉得说的是Jesus的爸爸。
大写的He His 是一个证据。还一个证据是让儿子来上课。
把Jesus当一个人来看待的时候，he一般是不大写的。
不过Mr. J C 暗示是Jesus... 所以可能是我想多了 |
h**********g
发帖数: 3962 | 25 This paper cannot be accepted for publication in its current form.
The title of this paper is not appropriate.
There are important related prior papers not cited.
For example:
http://warcry.net/Stuff/godtenur.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFJbpCJma4w
http://www.yorku.ca/hjackman/Mis/god.html
If the author wishes to submit a revised version of the paper,
he/she should clearly distinguish the contributions of this
paper from the contributions in prior papers.
below
which,
【在 w**b 的大作中提到】
: 纪念他的周年
: Dear Mr. Dean,
: At your request, the Tenure Evaluation Committee has once more reevaluated
: Mr. J C's application.
: We regret to inform you that, after careful analysis, the Committee
: unanimously resolved to uphold the original recommendation. We repeat below
: the reasons that led us to this decision --- including several points which,
: in a misguided attempt to preserve academic decorum and the Candidate's
: reputation, we had chosen to omit from the original report.
: He had only one major publication. It wasn't written in English. It wasn't
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T****i
发帖数: 15191 | 26 Good one. Is this why God never appeared for the last several thousand years
? His tenure was rejected and then he had to quit experimenting with the
Earth and the tiny transgenic creatures called human which he created?
below
which,
【在 w**b 的大作中提到】
: 纪念他的周年
: Dear Mr. Dean,
: At your request, the Tenure Evaluation Committee has once more reevaluated
: Mr. J C's application.
: We regret to inform you that, after careful analysis, the Committee
: unanimously resolved to uphold the original recommendation. We repeat below
: the reasons that led us to this decision --- including several points which,
: in a misguided attempt to preserve academic decorum and the Candidate's
: reputation, we had chosen to omit from the original report.
: He had only one major publication. It wasn't written in English. It wasn't
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T****i
发帖数: 15191 | 27 我早就发现BBS上的人普遍智商挺低的，没想到发考题们也不怎么样。以后大家不要说
中国人智商高了。这个这么明显的笑话那么多人都看不懂，太丢人了。
【在 l*******s 的大作中提到】
: 人家信徒几十亿，还不会忽悠？
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