(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)
One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat
brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me
only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you
better not piss on plate you sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the
bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella h
