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发帖数: 10318 | 1 alibi may consider forward it to fashion. :)
Buy Bra
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the
woman behind the counter and said, I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, there is more
than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape,
size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety,
there are really only four types of bras to ch | p**p
发帖数: 10318 | 2 Got any Grapes?
This duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and
asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender again says no, and the duck
leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the bar again and asks the bartender "Do
you have any grapes?"
The bartender, losing his patience, screams at the duck, "I told you duck, I
don't have any grapes and if you ask me again I will nail your feet |
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