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发帖数: 217 | 1 A young woman was planning a party for her parents' fiftieth wedding
anniversary.
She invited her uncle who was very cheap.
"Uncle," she said, "this is my parents' golden anniversary. People bring
presents made of
gold, you know."
"Of course I know that," said the cheapskate, and he brought a goldfish.
Instead of: He was very cheap.
You can also say: He was very tight. He was very stingy. He was very
miserly. |
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