p***y 发帖数: 79 | 1 Walking up to a department store's fabric counter,
a pretty girl asked:" I want to buy this material
for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"One one kiss per yard." replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine." replied the girl."I will take ten yards"
With expectation and anticipation written all over
his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped
the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped
up the package and pointed to a little old man standing
beside her, "Grandpa will |
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