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1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel
like they're actually in control.
2. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is
irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair
game.
3. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of
clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
4. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know
you can hear t
