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发信人: kongzi (鸡龟骨滚羹), 信区: Joke
标 题: (zuan)Bill Gates' New Year's Resolutions
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jul 13 12:39:07 2005)
A well-connected source e-mailed us the following list of New Year's Resolutio
ns, which he claims he lifted from Bill Gates' laptop by guessing his password
solutions. You'll have to judge for yourself.
Bank of Bill
Open the Bill & Melinda Savings & Loan, so the next time some jokester asks me
if I can loan him $1 million, I can say, "Sure, I'd be happy to, |
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