N********n
发帖数: 13236 | 1 60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still
sunbathing.
50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant
gardens.
40° F: Italian sports cars won't start; people in Chicago drive with the
windows down.
32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan water gets thicker.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats;
people in Chicago throw on a light jacket.
15° F: People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Chicagoans close the windows.
10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in
Chicago are selling cookies door to door.
25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their
winter coats.
40° below zero: Washington , DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let
the dogs sleep indoors.
100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get
frustrated because they can't start 'da car.'
460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale
); people in Chicago start saying, 'cold 'nuff for ya?'
500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series. |
h**r
发帖数: 8078 | 2 20F 以下的都是扯淡了
【在 N********n 的大作中提到】
: 60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still
: sunbathing.
: 50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant
: gardens.
: 40° F: Italian sports cars won't start; people in Chicago drive with the
: windows down.
: 32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan water gets thicker.
: 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats;
: people in Chicago throw on a light jacket.
: 15° F: People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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N********n
发帖数: 13236 | 3 for fun 啊，大妈你现在怎么幽默感都没有的。。。
【在 h**r 的大作中提到】
: 20F 以下的都是扯淡了
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h**r
发帖数: 8078 | 4 这你都看出来了:O
大概是前一阵子吵架吵太多了，还没缓过劲吧
【在 N********n 的大作中提到】
: for fun 啊，大妈你现在怎么幽默感都没有的。。。
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N********n
发帖数: 13236 | 5 和谁吵架？谁敢和版主吵架！！！
【在 h**r 的大作中提到】
: 这你都看出来了:O
: 大概是前一阵子吵架吵太多了，还没缓过劲吧
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h**r
发帖数: 8078 | 6 哈哈，当然不是在芝加哥版啦。
【在 N********n 的大作中提到】
: 和谁吵架？谁敢和版主吵架！！！
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l****t
发帖数: 36289 | |
