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beanies (以德糊人) 于 (Wed Jun 16 21:41:06 2010, 美东) 提到:
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
a bike and
asked for forgiveness.
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
and
yelling like the passengers in his car.
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
you with
experience.
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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