b*****s
发帖数: 11267 | 1 1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
a bike and
asked for forgiveness.
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
and
yelling like the passengers in his car.
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
you with
experience.
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
6、The early bird might get the worm, but the |
B*********n
发帖数: 2552 | |
j*******t
发帖数: 1084 | 3 mark!
stole
screaming
【在 b*****s 的大作中提到】
: 1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
: a bike and
: asked for forgiveness.
: 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
: and
: yelling like the passengers in his car.
: 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
: you with
: experience.
: 4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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b*****s
发帖数: 11267 | 4 为什么这个不标记
stole
screaming
【在 b*****s 的大作中提到】
: 1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
: a bike and
: asked for forgiveness.
: 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
: and
: yelling like the passengers in his car.
: 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
: you with
: experience.
: 4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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z**********3
发帖数: 11979 | 5 你也没输多少wb就来卖笑赚钱啊 一天M你两贴笑话说不过去
你挖个大坑来吧 上十大大大蜜奖100
【在 b*****s 的大作中提到】
: 为什么这个不标记
:
: stole
: screaming
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b*****s
发帖数: 11267 | 6 单位是包子？
【在 z**********3 的大作中提到】
: 你也没输多少wb就来卖笑赚钱啊 一天M你两贴笑话说不过去
: 你挖个大坑来吧 上十大大大蜜奖100
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s*******e
发帖数: 15758 | 7 我挖过上10大的坑，怎么没给我100？
【在 z**********3 的大作中提到】
: 你也没输多少wb就来卖笑赚钱啊 一天M你两贴笑话说不过去
: 你挖个大坑来吧 上十大大大蜜奖100
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b*****s
发帖数: 11267 | 8 这是新政
【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: 我挖过上10大的坑，怎么没给我100？
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M**********o
发帖数: 287 | 9 听说你had a 淫荡 weekend.
stole
screaming
beat
【在 b*****s 的大作中提到】
: 1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole
: a bike and
: asked for forgiveness.
: 2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming
: and
: yelling like the passengers in his car.
: 3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat
: you with
: experience.
: 4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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s*******e
发帖数: 15758 | 10 看你这小气样
小雨贴的笑话都很好笑，我转一个就吃一个包子
哪象你，虽然很多听起来象deal
转到joke版就是很毒
【在 z**********3 的大作中提到】
: 你也没输多少wb就来卖笑赚钱啊 一天M你两贴笑话说不过去
: 你挖个大坑来吧 上十大大大蜜奖100
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b*****s
发帖数: 11267 | 11 我们不是一直在一起么
不要bso呀
【在 M**********o 的大作中提到】
: 听说你had a 淫荡 weekend.
:
: stole
: screaming
: beat
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s*******e
发帖数: 15758 | 12 偷？
叫？
厮打？
好激烈呀
【在 M**********o 的大作中提到】
: 听说你had a 淫荡 weekend.
:
: stole
: screaming
: beat
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l****a
发帖数: 352 | 13 100wb还是100包子
100包子的话我考虑考虑
【在 z**********3 的大作中提到】
: 你也没输多少wb就来卖笑赚钱啊 一天M你两贴笑话说不过去
: 你挖个大坑来吧 上十大大大蜜奖100
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M**********o
发帖数: 287 | 14 哎呀，你们还兴厮打呢？
多加几行，就一黄色小说了。
展开写写。
【在 s*******e 的大作中提到】
: 偷？
: 叫？
: 厮打？
: 好激烈呀
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z**********3
发帖数: 11979 | 15
好题材 zkss
【在 b*****s 的大作中提到】
: 我们不是一直在一起么
: 不要bso呀
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A**i
发帖数: 4328 | |
