j*****d
发帖数: 88 | 1 这个坛子太冷清，贴个笑话。
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper, "
I'll have an AutoCAD monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to
a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar
and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The
customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a
very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why
did that one cost so much?"
The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very
fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects,
mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the
really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in
its own cage. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to
the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together!
What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything,
but it says it's an Engineer." | a*******r
发帖数: 7558 | 2 不错
干笑两声
【在 j*****d 的大作中提到】
: 这个坛子太冷清，贴个笑话。
: A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
: display.
: While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
: shopkeeper, "
: I'll have an AutoCAD monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to
: a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar
: and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The
: customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
: Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a
| m*******7
发帖数: 352 | 3 哦，这样啊
【在 j*****d 的大作中提到】
: 这个坛子太冷清，贴个笑话。
: A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
: display.
: While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
: shopkeeper, "
: I'll have an AutoCAD monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to
: a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar
: and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The
: customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
: Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a
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