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发帖数: 324 | 1 Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
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发帖数: 536 | 2 原来是中文版的吧。。。翻译的够次的。
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交警拦下……
“同志，你超速了！”交警说。
“没有啊……怎么可能啊～～”
交警态度极其恶劣的让郭德纲出示驾照：“把驾照拿出来！”
“我没驾照……”
“啊？？没驾照你买车？？”
“我车是抢的……”
“……我靠，你抢的谁啊？”
“不知道，那人让我杀了扔后备箱里了，我拿知道是谁……”
“……不许动！举起手来！”
于是交警就拿对讲机紧急招来了N多警察，还有刑警……
赶来的刑警把郭德纲围了起来……
向郭德纲举枪喊话到：“你把后备箱打开！”
郭德纲就乖乖的打开了后备箱……大家往里一看，结果发现空无一物……
为首的警察质问郭德纲：“人呢？你刚不是说你杀人了吗？”
郭德纲指着刚才拦下他的交警说：“刚才他还说我超速了呢……” |
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